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RE: My name is... - Riotgear - 04-16-2012
Whew. Wouldn't want to damage some poor Polish girl.
Can't turn your back on the pretty Russian creatures though. That's a good way to dine with the Lord.
RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-16-2012
(04-16-2012, 11:43 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Whew. Wouldn't want to damage some poor Polish girl.
Can't turn your back on the pretty Russian creatures though. That's a good way to dine with the Lord.
Jesus, what happened to that wife of yours? Forget about her already?
I've learned a lot about the male perspective here tonight. 4 billion women on the planet; all of us replaceable. Prostitution is the way to go. Men can account for every minute of time spent in a prostitute's company and the disappearing act afterwards is not only accepted, but encouraged. Baby's gotta eat. Smart single women everywhere should start perfecting the Russian accent. Nah...
RE: My name is... - Riotgear - 04-17-2012
As long as I don't let anyone drive her car, wear her perfume or sleep in her bed she won't cut a bitch. At least I don't think so.
RE: My name is... - Duchess - 04-17-2012
(04-16-2012, 08:58 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Are you hot?
She's beautiful. We have a Member's Photo Gallery thread, I took all the pix out of the members photo thread because it got bogged down with so much chat. Now they are in a locked thread with nothing but other pix.
We have a fantastic looking membership. I'm shallow so that pleases me very much.
RE: My name is... - Riotgear - 04-17-2012
(04-17-2012, 05:43 AM)Duchess Wrote: We have a fantastic looking membership. I'm shallow so that pleases me very much.
I'm afraid I'm going to poison the well.
RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-17-2012
(04-16-2012, 11:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:The first time you learn these things is always the hardest. Sorry I had to break it to you like that.(04-16-2012, 11:43 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Whew. Wouldn't want to damage some poor Polish girl.
Can't turn your back on the pretty Russian creatures though. That's a good way to dine with the Lord.
Jesus, what happened to that wife of yours? Forget about her already?
I've learned a lot about the male perspective here tonight. 4 billion women on the planet; all of us replaceable. Prostitution is the way to go. Men can account for every minute of time spent in a prostitute's company and the disappearing act afterwards is not only accepted, but encouraged. Baby's gotta eat. Smart single women everywhere should start perfecting the Russian accent. Nah...
RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-17-2012
(04-17-2012, 11:24 AM)Donovan Wrote:(04-16-2012, 11:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:The first time you learn these things is always the hardest. Sorry I had to break it to you like that.(04-16-2012, 11:43 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Whew. Wouldn't want to damage some poor Polish girl.
Can't turn your back on the pretty Russian creatures though. That's a good way to dine with the Lord.
Jesus, what happened to that wife of yours? Forget about her already?
I've learned a lot about the male perspective here tonight. 4 billion women on the planet; all of us replaceable. Prostitution is the way to go. Men can account for every minute of time spent in a prostitute's company and the disappearing act afterwards is not only accepted, but encouraged. Baby's gotta eat. Smart single women everywhere should start perfecting the Russian accent. Nah...
No worries. My mom never told me that I was a princess and I've never aspired to be one, so it's not a harsh realization that some men find all women replaceable. I really like all of the men with whom I've kept company; nothing bad to say about any of them. I'm more of the mindset that the one man who is liking/loving me at the time is irreplaceable, at the time. If it gets to the point where a man needs more time or accountability than I can give, I don't consider him trying to own me or having a problem or being a slave to previous relationship baggage; just a difference in needs that I can respect. If compromise isn't possible, nice to know that there are 4 billion other irreplaceable men out there. We all see things differently.
RE: My name is... - username - 04-17-2012
Whore.
RE: My name is... - Riotgear - 04-17-2012
I'd like to substitute 'all' with 'most'.
Whores! The only things I love more than whores are sluts. I love sluts. Slutty, sticky, barefoot, drunk, messy, hot sluts.
Slutty sluts is what I'm trying to say. One doesn't cancel the other right? Goddamn english. I never know for sure.
Sluts!
RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-17-2012
(04-17-2012, 12:10 PM)username Wrote: Whore.
Prude.
RE: My name is... - Riotgear - 04-17-2012
Ouch.
RE: My name is... - username - 04-17-2012
(04-17-2012, 12:32 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-17-2012, 12:10 PM)username Wrote: Whore.
Prude.
Take that back, impertinent wench!! I am a dirty, slutty princess and you and krystal know it!
RE: My name is... - Duchess - 04-17-2012
Sounds like a love fest.
RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-17-2012
(04-17-2012, 01:07 PM)username Wrote:(04-17-2012, 12:32 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-17-2012, 12:10 PM)username Wrote: Whore.
Prude.
Take that back, impertinent wench!! I am a dirty, slutty princess and you and krystal know it!
Who you calling impertinent, you inconsequential liberal snob?!
Sincerely,
free-loving, liberal, hippie whore...
RE: My name is... - Donovan - 04-17-2012
The term for women who think their man is irreplacable and that everything is compromise is "doormat." Anybody who thinks they completely irreplaceable should stick their finger in a glass of water then take ot out and see what kind of hole they left.
Not that I think for a minute you're telling the truth. No way you're putting up with some trifling ass boy...
RE: My name is... - username - 04-17-2012
(04-17-2012, 01:34 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Who you calling impertinent, you inconsequential liberal snob?!
Sincerely,
free-loving, liberal, hippie whore...
You! I hope those 80 year olds whack you over the head with their damn walkers and spit their dentures in your face, hooker.
RE: My name is... - krystalshores - 04-17-2012
(04-17-2012, 01:07 PM)username Wrote: I am a dirty, slutty princess and you and krystal know it!
Yes User, you are as dirty as they cum. Not "princess" though, "Queen" of Quiffs.
RE: My name is... - HairOfTheDog - 04-17-2012
(04-17-2012, 02:28 PM)username Wrote:(04-17-2012, 01:34 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Who you calling impertinent, you inconsequential liberal snob?!
Sincerely,
free-loving, liberal, hippie whore...
You! I hope those 80 year olds whack you over the head with their damn walkers and spit their dentures in your face, hooker.
I see how you are. Sorry to disappoint you, Ice Princess. Didn't get too bruised after all. But, I've got a visit this afternoon with one of those cussin' purse swingers that you aspire to be in 5 years or so. I'm padding up.
RE: My name is... - username - 04-17-2012
(04-17-2012, 03:32 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-17-2012, 02:28 PM)username Wrote:(04-17-2012, 01:34 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Who you calling impertinent, you inconsequential liberal snob?!
Sincerely,
free-loving, liberal, hippie whore...
You! I hope those 80 year olds whack you over the head with their damn walkers and spit their dentures in your face, hooker.
I see how you are. Sorry to disappoint you, Ice Princess. Didn't get too bruised after all. But, I've got a visit this afternoon with one of those cussin' purse swingers that you aspire to be in 5 years or so. I'm padding up.
I'm a cussing purse swinger now!! In 5 years, I will wear purple and dye my hair a glorious blue.
RE: My name is... - Midwest Spy - 04-17-2012
(04-16-2012, 11:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-16-2012, 10:07 PM)krystalshores Wrote:(04-16-2012, 09:57 PM)username Wrote: Blurg. That would be MS's perpetual hard on.
Where is MS? I haven't seen him or his hard on in awhile.
MS is either gonna be mad at the three of us for making fun of him, or he's gonna try to wrangle us into a 4-way. He's moody. Hard to tell which...
MS:
I've missed you ladies A LOT! Bringin' my hard on to the table now.
By the way, I've got something for the 3 of you. What's the old saying, "This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you?" Well, in this case, I'm going to enjoy this more than you are.
