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Biker - Misguided - 05-05-2013
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred w...hat?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
"After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
"Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred."
The officer walked away in tears, laughing.
RE: Biker - username - 05-05-2013
I'm not sure about that Misguided. You might need to post another one.
RE: Biker - Donovan - 05-05-2013
(05-05-2013, 12:16 PM)username Wrote:
I'm not sure about that Misguided. You might need to not ever post another one like that.
FTFY.
RE: Biker - username - 05-05-2013
(05-05-2013, 12:19 PM)Donovan Wrote:(05-05-2013, 12:16 PM)username Wrote:
I'm not sure about that Misguided. You might need to not ever post another one like that.
FTFY.
RE: Biker - Cynical Ninja - 05-06-2013
That was as funny as bowel cancer because bikers take themselves as serious as bowel cancer and we all know bikers are just attention whores.
RE: Biker - Maggot - 05-06-2013
Anyone with rings in their nose, Peircings, pink, green, yellow hair is an attention whore though.
RE: Biker - Cynical Ninja - 05-08-2013
(05-06-2013, 09:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyone with rings in their nose, Peircings, pink, green, yellow hair is an attention whore though.
Strike one - I've never had a ring in my nose.
Strike two - I've never had pink hair.
Strike three - I've never had yellow hair.
You are outta here sucker!
RE: Biker - Maggot - 05-08-2013
(05-08-2013, 08:48 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(05-06-2013, 09:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyone with rings in their nose, Peircings, pink, green, yellow hair is an attention whore though.
Strike one - I've never had a ring in my nose.
Strike two - I've never had pink hair.
Strike three - I've never had yellow hair.
You are outta here sucker!
What makes you think I was talking about you? Take the blue pill ...leave the green one alone.
RE: Biker - Cynical Ninja - 05-08-2013
I always assume everyone is talking about me, if not why not?
RE: Biker - ZEROSPHERES - 05-08-2013
(05-06-2013, 09:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyone with rings in their nose, Peircings, pink, green, yellow hair is an attention whore though.
Maggot, Cindi Lauper has changed. That's all in her past, she now writes musicals.
RE: Biker - Maggot - 05-09-2013
![[Image: lou-albano-cyndi-lauper1.jpg]](http://static.tvgcdn.net/MediaBin/Galleries/Celebrities/A_C/Ca_Ce/Captain_Lou_Albano/1/lou-albano-cyndi-lauper1.jpg)
I never knew Lou Albano was her father till a few years ago.RE: Biker - ZEROSPHERES - 05-09-2013
Maggot, I didn't know till you just told me. But now that she is older I see the family resemblance. I wonder if he sounds like her?
RE: Biker - Maggot - 05-09-2013
(05-09-2013, 12:03 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Maggot, I didn't know till you just told me. But now that she is older I see the family resemblance. I wonder if he sounds like her?
Well.......He's dead so yeah.