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MAXIM'S HOT 100 - Duchess - 05-11-2013
Miley Cyrus tops the list, not kidding. What the fuck is wrong with men. I know you can't answer that so I made it a statement. Selena Gomez came in second. Seriously? My favorite didn't even make the top 5. Pfft.
![[Image: MILEY.png]](http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/MILEY.png)
![[Image: hot100_2013selena_gomez_slide.jpg]](http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/sites/default/files/hot100_2013selena_gomez_slide.jpg)
...and my personal fav - Kate
![[Image: beauty-black-and-white-hot-kate-upton-se..._large.jpg]](http://data.whicdn.com/images/10863193/beauty-black-and-white-hot-kate-upton-sexy-woman-Favim.com-78631_large.jpg)
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - Jimbone - 05-11-2013
Miley Cyrus looks borderline retarded.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - Clang McFly - 05-11-2013
(05-11-2013, 03:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Miley Cyrus tops the list, not kidding. What the fuck is wrong with men. I know you can't answer that so I made it a statement. Selena Gomez came in second. Seriously? My favorite didn't even make the top 5. Pfft.
...and my personal fav - Kate
Kate at eight
Makes me irate
Nothing left to do but masturbate.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - HairOfTheDog - 05-11-2013
Kate is super sexy.
Selena Gomez is super cute.
Miley Cyrus - just don't see it.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - ZEROSPHERES - 05-11-2013
(05-11-2013, 03:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Miley Cyrus looks borderline retarded.Retarded is part of her act....but she sure looks anorexic to me.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - sally - 05-11-2013
It's kinda hard to find fault with that Kate Upton bitch, but I do suspect she has a flat ass.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - HairOfTheDog - 05-11-2013
(05-11-2013, 03:58 PM)sally Wrote: It's kinda hard to find fault with that Kate Upton bitch, but I do suspect she has a flat ass.
Sorry sally, it's small, but doesn't look flat.
![[Image: Kate-Upton-Bikini-19.jpg]](http://www.buzzreport.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Kate-Upton-Bikini-19.jpg)
I hear that her buffalo wings always turn out rubbery and bland though!
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - Cynical Ninja - 05-11-2013
Miley Cyrus?
Seriously?
Who voted in this poll? Not red blooded men that for sure more like horny teenage virgins.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - Duchess - 05-11-2013
(05-11-2013, 04:20 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Who voted in this poll?
The readers of Maxim. Crazy, huh.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - sally - 05-11-2013
Kate doesn't have a good ass or hips imo, but the rest of her is gorgeous. Not that it's a big deal, but when you're voted the sexiest person in the world then you gotta expect some criticism. I think Denise Milani is hotter.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - ramseycat - 05-11-2013
Selena is very pretty. But Miley is a hot mess. I don't believe that the readers voted for her. She's a child!! But then again so is Selena. She just seems more mature. Kate is hot!
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - sally - 05-11-2013
I don't even know who Selena Gomez is, but she looks 13.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - HairOfTheDog - 05-11-2013
(05-11-2013, 05:12 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Selena is very pretty. But Miley is a hot mess. I don't believe that the readers voted for her. She's a child!! But then again so is Selena. She just seems more mature. Kate is hot!
All three of them are 20 years old.
Sally: I think Selena Gomez was on a Disney tv show, kinda like Miley Cyrus, and she was Justin Bieber's girlfriend. She does look much younger than 20.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - username - 05-11-2013
(05-11-2013, 05:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: All three of them are 20 years old.
Well that's one thing, then. Kate looks older than her age. She'll probably look like this in 10 years.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - Clang McFly - 05-11-2013
(05-11-2013, 05:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think Selena Gomez was on a Disney tv show,
Wizard of Waverly Place.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - HairOfTheDog - 05-11-2013
(05-11-2013, 06:07 PM)username Wrote:(05-11-2013, 05:39 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: All three of them are 20 years old.
Well that's one thing, then. Kate looks older than her age. She'll probably look like this in 10 years.
I bet Kate Upton looks younger without the make-up and hair-styling.
It could go either way. She could age to look more like another blonde bombshell did at 30, if the hips and derrier fill out a bit as she grows older.
![[Image: _53508036_005824540-1.jpg]](http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53508000/jpg/_53508036_005824540-1.jpg)
She's still a lousy cook though!
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - aussiefriend - 05-11-2013
Miley looks like she needs hip replacement surgery.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - username - 05-11-2013
Marilyn sure was beautiful.
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - username - 05-11-2013
(05-11-2013, 10:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Miley looks like she needs hip replacement surgery.
You suck. Just because you haven't seen your hip bones in 20+ years, why would you think that, Dr. Odd?
RE: MAXIM'S HOT 100 - aussiefriend - 05-12-2013
(05-11-2013, 11:30 PM)username Wrote: You suck. Just because you haven't seen your hip bones in 20+ years, why would you think that, Dr. Odd?
I assure you I don't, it might be kosher in your dwelling but it's a deal breaker in mine. I had no idea you were a Hannah Montana fan or maybe you just watched the show for Billy Ray?
That pic looked weird and was heavily photoshopped.
By the way, I am no doctor I am stopping at the Masters level, and I aint there yet. I have been studying this degree for nine years now, I'm no dummy.