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CN the lucky dumbass - Cynical Ninja - 06-19-2013
I bought a national lotto scratchcard this morning, I scratched it at lunchtime and what do you know I won £200!
I've just taken it back to the supermarket to claim my prize I walked up to the counter gave the woman my winning card and she said “no that's not right, we can't do that”. I said “oh shit have i read the card wrong?” She said “yeah we can't give out winnings that big over the counter you will have to contact lotto to claim your prize”. I said “really? I thought you would be able to give me £200 over the counter?”
She looked at me like I was the worlds biggest retard and said “you've won £2000 not £200 see?” And she showed me the card like a dog being shown a card trick. “I can't give you £2000 over the counter you see?”. I just grabbed the card back and sneaked out feeling a mixture of happiness and humiliation.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - ramseycat - 06-19-2013
Good for you CN!
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Duchess - 06-19-2013
Bwahaha! Two grand not two hundred. That's awesome, OP.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Midwest Spy - 06-19-2013
Nice!
Now you can get all the porn that you've got on VHS dubbed over to DVD.
Strange and mysterious ways indeed!
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Cynical Ninja - 06-19-2013
I buy maybe 2 or 3 scratch cards a month and I think the most I've ever won on one was £50 i think and that was years ago.
My parents had a big win on the football pools years and years ago but apart from that we aren't exactly the luckiest family in the world.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Cynical Ninja - 06-19-2013
(06-19-2013, 09:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now you can get all the porn that you've got on VHS dubbed over to DVD.
How do you know I've got a big stash of 80s and early 90s American porn on video? You really must be a spy!
Ah the classics! Nina Hartleys sweet ass! Christy Canyons big wobbly none plastic tits! Peter North shooting semen everywhere like a lawn sprinkler! Good old fashioned none complicated porn.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Midwest Spy - 06-19-2013
(06-19-2013, 10:06 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(06-19-2013, 09:59 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Now you can get all the porn that you've got on VHS dubbed over to DVD.
How do you know I've got a big stash of 80s and early 90s American porn on video? You really must be a spy!
Ah the classics! Nina Hartleys sweet ass! Christy Canyons big wobbly none plastic tits! Peter North shooting semen everywhere like a lawn sprinkler! Good old fashioned none complicated porn.
Just a sneaking suspicion...
Congrats on the loot.
What is that? About $3700?
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Cynical Ninja - 06-19-2013
(06-19-2013, 10:07 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: What is that? About $3700?
At the current exchange rate its about $3150.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Donovan - 06-19-2013
Congrats on the lotto win, limey. Apropos of topic #2: if you want to blow your mind in a not-good way watch the documentary "After Porn Ends" which interviews a number of former porn superstars. Seeing what they have become is frequently startling.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - sally - 06-19-2013
I won four dollars on the powerball the other day and then I accidentally through the damn ticket away while cleaning off my desk. I don't think I've ever won anything over 10 bucks.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Midwest Spy - 06-19-2013
(06-19-2013, 10:29 AM)sally Wrote: I accidentally through the damn ticket away.
Good Morning, Ramsey of the South!
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Maggot - 06-19-2013
Apology flowers for everyone!!
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Cynical Ninja - 06-19-2013
(06-19-2013, 10:28 AM)Donovan Wrote: Congrats on the lotto win, limey. Apropos of topic #2: if you want to blow your mind in a not-good way watch the documentary "After Porn Ends" which interviews a number of former porn superstars. Seeing what they have become is frequently startling.
I will definitely check that out. I know a lot of pornstars have ended up checking out in various sad and tragic ways. Lots of HIV, drug and suicide related deaths among pornstars. I can remember back in 1993 when Savannah ended her own life and everyone was so shocked because she was so young, beautiful and wealthy.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - username - 06-19-2013
I took all of our assorted scratch off tickets in the other day and collected a whopping $34 that probably cost me at least $100.
Congrats CN!
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Cynical Ninja - 06-19-2013
Thank you all.
I hardly ever win shit and don't gamble much so as you can imagine this was a nice surprise for a change.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - ramseycat - 06-19-2013
(06-19-2013, 10:33 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(06-19-2013, 10:29 AM)sally Wrote: I accidentally through the damn ticket away.
Good Morning, Ramsey of the South!
STFU ya creep.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Clang McFly - 06-19-2013
The most I ever won on scratch of tickets was $20 and that was years ago. My brother is luckier. He won $250 on a scratch off a few years ago.[/i]
Congrats, CN.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - sally - 06-19-2013
My husband worked with a guy at the labor hall years ago that won $50,000 on a scratch off. The dumb ass blew it all right away and the next time we saw him he didn't even have a car. He did take us out for dinner after he won the money though.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - Donovan - 06-19-2013
I did a scratchoff the other day, and all I got was a scab.
RE: CN the lucky dumbass - ramseycat - 06-19-2013
One of the exes friends won $500k in the mega millions about 10 years ago.