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English sheep eating plant - Maggot - 06-21-2013
I would think CN would check it out and give it a sniff..........
The plant, known formally as Puya chilensis, has been at the garden for 15 years. In that time, it has reached a height of 10 feet and grown its signature base of razor-sharp, hook-shaped spines.
Per a BBC report, in its native habitat of Chile, the plant uses the spines to ensnare sheep and other small animals. After they starve to death and decompose, the animals nourish the plant through the soil, acting as a gruesome fertilizer.
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![[Image: r-SHEEP-EATING-PLANT-BLOOM-large570.jpg?6]](http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1203119/thumbs/r-SHEEP-EATING-PLANT-BLOOM-large570.jpg?6)
I wonder if its smokable?
RE: English sheep eating plant - SIXFOOTERsez - 06-21-2013
Nice lookin bud
RE: English sheep eating plant - Duchess - 06-21-2013
Poor unsuspecting animals :(
RE: English sheep eating plant - username - 06-21-2013
Yet another question for the pediatrician to ask.
RE: English sheep eating plant - Donovan - 06-21-2013
Sheep have been victimized and violated in England for centuries, this will be nothing new. I understand there's actually a waiting list of suicidal ewes...
RE: English sheep eating plant - Maggot - 06-21-2013
Everyone blames the victim its sad. Poor sheep.
RE: English sheep eating plant - Donovan - 06-21-2013
Reminds me of this time I was walking with Midwest Spy, Crash and Cynical Ninja in the English countryside and we saw a flock of sheep. Midwest Spy said, "I'm so horny I wish one of those sheep was a big tittied supermodel."
Then Crash goes, "Well I'm so horny I wish one of those sheep were a hard bodied little beach sheila from home."
Then Cynical Ninja spoke up and said, " Well I'M so horny I wish it was dark."
RE: English sheep eating plant - Clang McFly - 06-21-2013
(06-21-2013, 02:55 PM)Donovan Wrote: Reminds me of this time I was walking with Midwest Spy, Crash and Cynical Ninja in the English countryside and we saw a flock of sheep. Midwest Spy said, "I'm so horny I wish one of those sheep was a big tittied supermodel."
Then Crash goes, "Well I'm so horny I wish one of those sheep were a hard bodied little beach sheila from home."
Then Cynical Ninja spoke up and said, " Well I'M so horny I wish it was dark."
RE: English sheep eating plant - Cynical Ninja - 06-22-2013
(06-21-2013, 02:55 PM)Donovan Wrote: Reminds me of this time I was walking with Midwest Spy, Crash and Cynical Ninja in the English countryside and we saw a flock of sheep. Midwest Spy said, "I'm so horny I wish one of those sheep was a big tittied supermodel."
Then Crash goes, "Well I'm so horny I wish one of those sheep were a hard bodied little beach sheila from home."
Then Cynical Ninja spoke up and said, " Well I'M so horny I wish it was dark."
You make nearly every thread you post in about me, I like that and I'm very flattered but like I told you before donovan douchebag I'm afraid I'm straight your love shall remain forever unrequited.
RE: English sheep eating plant - Donovan - 06-26-2013
There is no post in the world that can't be made better by throwing in a shot at Cinnamon Nutmeg. I'm like your abusive wife, I can't get tired of slapping you around, it's too much fun.
RE: English sheep eating plant - Cynical Ninja - 06-26-2013
(06-26-2013, 09:06 AM)Donovan Wrote: I'm like your wife, I can't get tired of trying to get your hot little English muffin ass into the sack it's too much fun.
And don't think I don't appreciate that daisy douchebag.
RE: English sheep eating plant - QueenBee - 06-26-2013
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!!!
![[Image: __86__aka_Feed_Me_Seymour_by_smashm.jpg]](http://media.photobucket.com/user/skyguy662/media/__86__aka_Feed_Me_Seymour_by_smashm.jpg.html)
RE: English sheep eating plant - Donovan - 06-26-2013
(06-26-2013, 10:25 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(06-26-2013, 09:06 AM)Donovan Wrote: I'm like your wife, I can't get tired of trying to get your hot little English muffin ass into the sack it's too much fun.
And don't think I don't appreciate that daisy douchebag.
Wait. Are you using the extra clever and entirely original tactic of deliberate quote editing to publicly admit you let your wife fuck you in your "cute little English muffin ass"? Dude, that's really brave of you. Explains a lot about your constant homosexual fantasies, your inability to stand up to her, and your unrelenting passive submissive attitude.
You're the chick in your marriage. No wonder you ask her permission for everything and have to settle for substandard lawn and telephone equipment. But there's still no cause for allowing the physical abuse. Seek help. Also, I officially rescind my offer to fuck her for you because I don't care for butch chicks, especially if they have a penis.
RE: English sheep eating plant - Clang McFly - 06-26-2013