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- Maggot - 04-03-2009
The thought of a blade getting close enough to shave them makes me twitch. And not to mention the itch. With my luck a hair would become in-grown and would feel like a tick was buried in my nutsack. So I am glad that "the shave" will not become a reality. I have no craving for a shaving. Unless it gets done by a cute little oriental girl that licks her lips as she works. But even then I would need some type of insurance policy.
- Liquid - 04-03-2009
so do you have a giant out of control jungle? can you even see your 2 inch dick?
- sally - 04-03-2009
Is itcommon for men to shave their nuts? I've never heard of such nonsense, well except for gay guys.
- LuMPyPussy - 04-03-2009
sally Wrote:Is itcommon for men to shave their nuts? I've never heard of such nonsense, well except for gay guys.Or guys with really small dicks that think it makes them look bigger.
- Middle Finger - 04-03-2009
I doubt it is common to shave there. I would never even consider it. Fuck THAT.
- ramseycat - 04-03-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:I doubt it is common to shave there. I would never even consider it. Fuck THAT.You never considered it because you don't have any nuts.
- Liquid - 04-03-2009
"nonuts MF"
- Middle Finger - 04-03-2009
ramseycat Wrote:God damn your jokes get dumber every fucking post.Middle Finger Wrote:I doubt it is common to shave there. I would never even consider it. Fuck THAT.You never considered it because you don't have any nuts.
Also, you don't get to judge things like nuts because you have yet to be with a real man.
- crash - 04-03-2009
I haven't any idea whether it's common place or not; Who fucking cares? I have no interest in another dudes tackle...
- ramseycat - 04-03-2009
Liquid Wrote:"nonuts MF"Love it! ::lmao::
- sally - 04-03-2009
Well the only reason it came up is because Bullet announced to everyone on the forum that his nuts are shaved. He must have learned it in the joint from the other homosexual inmates.
- ramseycat - 04-03-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:I suppose you're a real man? Hmm, I am pretty sure a dude that has a weird obsession with humping body pillows is not a real man. I mean correct me if I am wrong, but I am not buying that. ::haha::ramseycat Wrote:God damn your jokes get dumber every fucking post.Middle Finger Wrote:I doubt it is common to shave there. I would never even consider it. Fuck THAT.You never considered it because you don't have any nuts.
Also, you don't get to judge things like nuts because you have yet to be with a real man.
- Duchess - 04-03-2009
I'm correcting you ~ you are wrong.
- LuMPyPussy - 04-03-2009
MF's confident enough with his manhood that he can discuss and make self-deprecating jokes about body pillows.
Some people are just too dense to understand that.
- Maggot - 04-03-2009
Liquid Wrote:so do you have a giant out of control jungle? can you even see your 2 inch dick?Girth is not in question here neither is the backside of your tonsils.
- The Antagonist - 04-03-2009
Gays and porn stars shave their nuts.
Personally I find it repulsive. Much akin to a woman shaving her twat completely.
It brings out a whole child-like prepubescent quality only a pervert would find attractive.
- Sinister - 04-03-2009
I love the attention Bullet has gotten since he joined. This shows me pure jealousy from each and every one of you who claims it is some fag thing.
Truth is, a gentleman will shave his package so the woman who gives him head doesn't have to get the hairs in her mouth. Any person who thinks logically would grasp that. Which means none of you idiots.
Honestly, I think that all of you who claim it is some faggot thing have some subconsious (or even concious but in denial) faggot inclinations of yourself. It's another case of "Methinks he doth protest too much".
- OnBendedKnee - 04-04-2009
Sinister, ask Mayhem if the only difference between prison sex and sex with you is he no longer has to dip is cock in bleach before turning in for the night? (Or, is it the other way around...)
Also, has he memorized the phrase, "Would you like that super sized?"
You know that's going to come in handy, real soon.
- Liquid - 04-04-2009
I am sure he has had to make SinCUNTer wear a bandanna and paint on scars on her body and a tear shaped tattoo below her eye, before she puts on her 9 inch black strap on and fucks him hard like he is used to.
- LuMPyPussy - 04-04-2009
Anyone here ever see "American Me" with Edward James Olmos? There's an interesting scene where he finally has heterosexual sex for the first time after getting out of prison.