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WHERE'S MY BITCH? - Duchess - 07-17-2013
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - SIXFOOTERsez - 07-17-2013
Which Bitch?
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - HairOfTheDog - 07-17-2013
(07-17-2013, 09:50 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Which Bitch?
I think Duchess was beckoning MS.
He agreed to assume the position yesterday.
I don't know if the man's brave or crazy.
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - Midwest Spy - 07-17-2013
(07-17-2013, 10:29 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(07-17-2013, 09:50 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Which Bitch?
I think Duchess was beckoning MS.
He agreed to assume the position yesterday.
I don't know if the man's brave or crazy.
I also agreed to take it easy on her.
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - Cynical Ninja - 07-18-2013
Spys eagerness to take up dicks old role just goes to show what a motherfucking genius he is.
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - aussiefriend - 07-18-2013
Yeh it's like who wants to be the new leader of Al Qaeda? Er, the last one was terminated, literally.
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - Duchess - 07-18-2013
(07-17-2013, 10:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I also agreed to take it easy on her.
I don't like things easy. I like 'em hard.
Bring it on. I'm waiting.
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - Maggot - 07-18-2013
I find that if I have a customer that is not getting what they want fast enough or cheap enough and they come in yelling I just start circling my nipples and pinching them and they go away not knowing what the heck is going on.
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - SIXFOOTERsez - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 06:19 AM)Duchess Wrote:(07-17-2013, 10:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I also agreed to take it easy on her.
I don't like things easy. I like 'em hard.
Bring it on. I'm waiting.
Move it Bitch! Move It!
It ain't polite to keep a lady waiting.
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - HairOfTheDog - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 07:41 AM)Maggot Wrote: I find that if I have a customer that is not getting what they want fast enough or cheap enough and they come in yelling I just start circling my nipples and pinching them and they go away not knowing what the heck is going on.
I tried that strategy once and the whiny bastards kept coming back.
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - Duchess - 07-18-2013
Hahaha!
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - Maggot - 07-18-2013
(07-18-2013, 11:44 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(07-18-2013, 07:41 AM)Maggot Wrote: I find that if I have a customer that is not getting what they want fast enough or cheap enough and they come in yelling I just start circling my nipples and pinching them and they go away not knowing what the heck is going on.
I tried that strategy once and the whiny bastards kept coming back.
On the west coast thats the customary greeting though. Kinda like lei flowers on the island.
RE: WHERE'S MY BITCH? - HairOfTheDog - 07-18-2013
(07-17-2013, 10:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(07-17-2013, 10:29 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think Duchess was beckoning MS.
He agreed to assume the position yesterday.
I don't know if the man's brave or crazy.
I also agreed to take it easy on her.
Tease.
