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I need a flashlight. - Maggot - 09-06-2013
RE: I need a flashlight. - Maggot - 09-06-2013
Friday!! Friday!! Friday!! Get the Funk out.
RE: I need a flashlight. - Jimbone - 09-06-2013
![[Image: fleshlight-originals.jpg]](http://www.fleshking.net/img/fleshlight-orifice/fleshlight-originals.jpg)
Oh wait, you said flashlight... not fleshlight.
My bad.
RE: I need a flashlight. - Maggot - 09-06-2013
I always hated "pink"
RE: I need a flashlight. - Duchess - 09-07-2013
Suckiest color ever.
RE: I need a flashlight. - sally - 09-07-2013
Those are some butt ugly flashlights.
RE: I need a flashlight. - HairOfTheDog - 09-07-2013
(09-07-2013, 09:09 AM)sally Wrote: Those are some butt ugly flashlights.
Jim's wife probably gave him the full set of those handy tools on his birthday (or she gave them to him on her birthday - one of the two).
They're kinda ugly, but so's the alternative.
And, the fleshlights are easier to store.
RE: I need a flashlight. - Jimbone - 09-07-2013
Nah, she wouldn't even bother with that.
RE: I need a flashlight. - HairOfTheDog - 09-08-2013
(09-07-2013, 10:29 AM)Jimbone Wrote: Nah, she wouldn't even bother with that.
Ah well, maybe she'll be feeling more generous come the holidays...
![[Image: Oprahdoll_zps4dfcf949.jpg]](http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s500/HairOfTheDog1337/Oprahdoll_zps4dfcf949.jpg)
...and throw you an Oprah Christmas special all your own.
Cosmic Slop.
RE: I need a flashlight. - QueenBee - 09-08-2013
![[Image: ichmseen.jpg]](http://media.photobucket.com/user/raxsum/media/Demotivationals/ichmseen.jpg.html)
RE: I need a flashlight. - Maggot - 09-08-2013
Love that Cosmic slop.
![[Image: dancing_skeletons.gif]](http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Science_and_Body/Bones_and_Skulls/dancing_skeletons.gif)
![[Image: Dancing-scraps18.gif]](http://www.scrapdis.com/dancing-scraps/Dancing-scraps18.gif)
![[Image: 19.gif]](http://www.dinamobomb.net/animations/Skull/19.gif)
![[Image: snoopy-dance-5317_preview.gif]](http://www.gamesprays.com/files/resource_media/preview/snoopy-dance-5317_preview.gif)
![[Image: funny-infinite-dancing.gif]](http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/funny-infinite-dancing.gif)
RE: I need a flashlight. - aussiefriend - 09-16-2013
QueenBee that's how I felt in that Bikers DC thread. gross.