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So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - HairOfTheDog - 09-29-2013

Whack your habit with support and a helping hand from other chronic fappers who are working towards overcoming their addictions.

Not sure if you've got a problem (or just a hobby)? This infographic based on a recent study can help.

In all seriousness, it's a growing problem. Some of the stats in the chart are interesting.

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RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - Duchess - 09-29-2013



Hahaha - problem or hobby. That tickled my funny bone.

Those stats are really something. There's a lot of fapping going on.

RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - sally - 09-29-2013

When I was a fry cook at Denny's it was slow one night so I went in the bathroom and flicked the bean. Back then they didn't have cell phones to access internet porn, so I just had to use my imagination and it was better than cleaning out the walk-in.

RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - crash - 09-29-2013

(09-29-2013, 04:18 PM)sally Wrote: When I was a fry cook at Denny's it was slow one night so I went in the bathroom and flicked the bean.

I had a fap to that vid on reddit...oh, hang on..

RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - crash - 09-29-2013

Haha..and sorry, HotD, but I can't help but think that somewhere in the urban dictionary lies;


Maturbator: a person, usually of Spanish heritage, who faps behind a red flag so often that they can't spell straight.

RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - HairOfTheDog - 09-29-2013

^ 50

Damn it!

But...but...but...in my defense, those "S"s are slippery little suckers and it's not easy posting with one hand.

It's gonna bother me forever knowing that typo is out there, in a thread title no less.

How does ramsey do it so chronically without any apparent sense of shame (the typos, I mean)?

RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - Maggot - 09-24-2018

It's amazing what you can find browsing the archives of this place.

RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - Duchess - 09-24-2018

You ain't kiddin'. *cringe*

RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - HairOfTheDog - 09-24-2018

What's amazing or cringe-worthy about this thread or any of the comments in it?

Porn addiction is a serious problem and I sincerely hope that this informational thread helped those affected to take matters into their own hands and address it head-on.  There was a whole of "fap" talk going down around here at the time.  Smiley_emoticons_smile

This thread, or at least the title, on the other hand, is shameless!  http://mockforums.net/thread-10868.html?highlight=black+italian+pussy

RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - Duchess - 09-24-2018

(09-24-2018, 04:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: What's amazing or cringe-worthy about this thread or any of the comments in it?

I was responding to the "archives" aspect and not to this thread in particular. I wholeheartedly approve of masturbation. Dramaqueen

RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - Clang McFly - 09-24-2018

*clapclapfapfap*

RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - BigMark - 09-24-2018

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RE: So, you're a porn-addicted maturbator?... - Maggot - 09-24-2018

Sometimes when I'm alone I just love to cuddle.

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