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HOLY HORNET! - Duchess - 10-02-2013
These puppies are killing people China. They will chase you hundreds of meters & sting you up to a couple hundred times. Their stinger measures about a quarter of an inch. Fuckin' aye.
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RE: HOLY HORNET! - FAHQTOO - 10-02-2013
I think I just had a heart attack.
That will keep me up tonight...thanks.
My two year old G-daughter got stung by bees twice last Saturday. I almost came unglued!
RE: HOLY HORNET! - SIXFOOTERsez - 10-02-2013
Wow, them Chinese always gotta be doing things a little bit bigger than everyone else.
RE: HOLY HORNET! - Carsman - 10-02-2013
(10-02-2013, 05:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:
These puppies are killing people China. They will chase you hundreds of meters & sting you up to a couple hundred times. Their stinger measures about a quarter of an inch. Fuckin' aye.
You sure those suckers are not from Texas, ya know they always have the biggest of everything!
RE: HOLY HORNET! - Maggot - 10-02-2013
Great! Giant dragonflies are next, they fly past and bite your head off.
RE: HOLY HORNET! - username - 10-03-2013
There are all kinds of killer insects out there that I never hope to meet. Bees in general scare the shit out me. I've only been stung a few times and it wasn't that bad but I run away from them like a little girl when one or more circles around me.
RE: HOLY HORNET! - BlueTiki - 10-03-2013
(10-02-2013, 05:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:
They will chase you hundreds of meters . . .
Their stinger measures about a quarter of an inch.
A quarter of an inch?
What's that in millimeters, Ms. Metric?
Betcha mm makes it sound bigger, too.
RE: HOLY HORNET! - Duchess - 10-03-2013
(10-03-2013, 01:02 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: What's that in millimeters, Ms. Metric?
Here's the deal - I'm not that familiar with millimeters/meters/mm & I was much too lazy to check to see how far that actually is in something I understand so I went with what the story said. I is dumb.
RE: HOLY HORNET! - SIXFOOTERsez - 10-03-2013
25.4 mm to the inch, 1/4" would be 6.35mm, about the diameter of a pencil
RE: HOLY HORNET! - Maggot - 08-13-2018
I thought Mothra wasn't real. Now I know better.
RE: HOLY HORNET! - Duchess - 08-13-2018
I was cutting grass around the pool the other day and it had gotten pretty high under my fig. I was just going to ram my mower in there but something held me back and I asked Cowboy to use the big weed wacker instead. Thank God! He wacked into 2 yellow jacket nests. *cringe* 1⁄2 dozen bee stings later he told me to stay the hell away from there.
We have these nuclear bees called European bees. They are hideous and they are fricken huge. They always come around in the late summer so I expect them any day. I fuckin' hate aggressive bees.
RE: HOLY HORNET! - Maggot - 08-13-2018
I've had ground wasps fly up my t-shirt and start stinging my armpit before, that really sucked.
RE: HOLY HORNET! - sally - 08-13-2018
We have friendly little cute bumble bees around here, I've never been stung by one. Its the wasps that are little bastards.