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SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Duchess - 10-03-2013
Something is going on in DC right now. The Capital police helicopter landed near the Capital after reports of shots being fired. I don't really have much more info than that but I intend to try & find out.
I really hope there isn't a plethora of bad reporting.
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Duchess - 10-03-2013
Apparently there is less security than usual because of the shutdown.
Please forgive me for chuckling, God.
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RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Duchess - 10-03-2013
Just to be clear - I wasn't laughing about the idea of people be injured or worse, I was chuckling over how scared Congress must have been. That's just the way my warped sense of humor works.
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - HairOfTheDog - 10-03-2013
It'll be really amusing if the suspect turns out to be a furloughed government security employee...
Warped is good...
Seems the situation is contained now. The suspect is reportedly a female motorist who was trying to bypass security on Pennsylvania Ave - no suspected ties to terrorism.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/03/politics/capitol-shots-fired-developments/index.html?hpt=hp_t1
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Midwest Spy - 10-03-2013
Is it capital or capitol?
Help?
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - HairOfTheDog - 10-03-2013
The nation's capital is run from Capitol Hill.
When you memorize that and pass the quiz, you'll be ready for the finger-painting class which will be conducted after show & tell, starting next week.
Study hard, MS!
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Duchess - 10-03-2013
Aww hells bells. I failed.
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Duchess - 10-03-2013
Three fuckin' times. Good God Almighty.
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Midwest Spy - 10-03-2013
I like it when you say 'fuckity fuck.'
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Midwest Spy - 10-03-2013
(10-03-2013, 06:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: The nation's capital is run from Capitol Hill.
When you memorize that and pass the quiz, you'll be ready for the finger-painting class which will be conducted after show & tell, starting next week.
Study hard, MS!
I LOVE finger painting breasts with honey and chocolate syrup.
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Duchess - 10-03-2013
(10-03-2013, 06:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I like it when you say 'fuckity fuck.'
So do I. It sounds happy, huh.
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - HairOfTheDog - 10-03-2013
(10-03-2013, 06:25 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(10-03-2013, 06:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: The nation's capital is run from Capitol Hill.
When you memorize that and pass the quiz, you'll be ready for the finger-painting class which will be conducted after show & tell, starting next week.
Study hard, MS!
I LOVE finger painting breasts with honey and chocolate syrup.
Figured as much, thus the advice to study hard.
Show & tell and finger-painting are privileges to be earned, not fundamental rights.
Oh, btw, Clang is the nude Mock model for the finger-painting class and will supply the breasts. The honey and chocolate is your responsibility though.
Good luck.
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - ZEROSPHERES - 10-03-2013
The cops shot her dead and then saw a minor child in the car with her. I guess the cop she had the disagreement with at the check point didn't notice. I wonder what that cop is going to say about the nature of her conversation with him?
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Midwest Spy - 10-03-2013
(10-03-2013, 06:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(10-03-2013, 06:25 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(10-03-2013, 06:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: The nation's capital is run from Capitol Hill.
When you memorize that and pass the quiz, you'll be ready for the finger-painting class which will be conducted after show & tell, starting next week.
Study hard, MS!
I LOVE finger painting breasts with honey and chocolate syrup.
Figured as much, thus the advice to study hard.
Show & tell and finger-painting are privileges to be earned, not fundamental rights.
Oh, btw, Clang is the nude Mock model for the finger-painting class and will supply the breasts. The honey and chocolate is your responsibility though.
Actually, KrystalShores and Sally have volunteered to let me practice on them.
You're welcome too, if you have the cajones...
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - FAHQTOO - 10-03-2013
(10-03-2013, 06:37 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(10-03-2013, 06:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(10-03-2013, 06:25 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(10-03-2013, 06:11 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: The nation's capital is run from Capitol Hill.
When you memorize that and pass the quiz, you'll be ready for the finger-painting class which will be conducted after show & tell, starting next week.
Study hard, MS!
I LOVE finger painting breasts with honey and chocolate syrup.
Figured as much, thus the advice to study hard.
Show & tell and finger-painting are privileges to be earned, not fundamental rights.
Oh, btw, Clang is the nude Mock model for the finger-painting class and will supply the breasts. The honey and chocolate is your responsibility though.
Actually, KrystalShores and Sally have
volunteered to let me practice on them.
You're welcome too, if you have the cajones...
I'm sure she has the cajones...question is, does she have the stomach for it?
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - HairOfTheDog - 10-03-2013
I don't literally have cajones, MS, and I do have standards.
So, I won't be serving as your canvas. (Okay, it's really because I don't think my brown-eyes could help from mentally undressing you right there in the classroom, and that would be entirely inappropriate).
However, Clang's generally a nice laid-back guy, he may let you finger paint his cajones - for a price. Probably not, but never you know until you try.
Good luck.
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Duchess - 10-03-2013
It's being reported that she was a 34 yr. old dental hygienist from Connecticut.
Here's a small portion of what went down -
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - HairOfTheDog - 10-04-2013
(10-03-2013, 06:44 PM)Duchess Wrote: It's being reported that she was a 34 yr. old dental hygienist from Connecticut.
This is her, Miriam Carey:
![[Image: capitol-05.jpg]](http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1475862.1380848936!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/capitol-05.jpg)
According to her ex-boss, she fell and suffered a head injury a couple of years ago - she had a bad temper and tended to go against the grain. Carey found out she was pregnant while in the hospital with that injury. I'm glad the little girl is okay, as well as the Secret Service agent who was hit by her car.
She posted about frustration with men who were players and how she was gonna start running background checks.
No motive known yet. I'm wondering if she had dated someone who worked at the Capitol or if she was trying to commit suicide by cop?
Here's the sequence of events, from chase to shooting, per authorities and eye witness accounts:
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Source:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/shots-fired-u-s-capitol-report-article-1.1475378
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - Duchess - 10-04-2013
I'm not going to edit my mistakes but Jesus Christ. I've seen the word, Capitol a zillion times, it's an hour away and I still spelled it wrong.
RE: SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL - HairOfTheDog - 10-04-2013
History of mental illness strikes again?
Carey's boyfriend contacted police in December saying he feared for the safety of their child, who was 4 months old at the time, according to a law enforcement source involved in the investigation. The boyfriend said the woman was acting delusional, claiming the president had placed Stamford under lockdown and that her house was under electronic surveillance, the source said.
He told police that she was suffering from post-partum depression, was having trouble sleeping and was on medication. Carey underwent a mental health evaluation, said the source, who added that the boyfriend has been question by federal authorities about Thursday's events.
The source told CNN that Carey left a letter addressed to the boyfriend at her apartment and that it appeared to contain white powder. The letter is being tested for hazardous substances.
http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/04/politics/u-s-capitol-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_inthenews
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Carey's mother, Idella Carey, told ABC News Thursday night that her daughter began suffering from post-partum depression after giving birth to her daughter, Erica, last August.
"She had post-partum depression after having the baby" she said. She added, "A few months later, she got sick. She was depressed. ... She was hospitalized."
Idella Carey said her daughter had "no history of violence" and she didn't know why she was in Washington, D.C., on Thursday. She said she thought Carey was taking Erica to a doctor's appointment in Connecticut.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/04/idella-carey-capitol-chase-suspect-mother_n_4041808.html?1380874420