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My buddy the Mainiac is late. - Maggot - 10-24-2013
He usually visits me by now and brings me my sack of first cut hay, so I called him:
Me: Hey maniac where's my hay bitch!
maniac: Crap.....its Turkey season loser.
me: Well.....bring one for my table then
maniac: nope
me: your going to jail for not getting insurance turkey ass.
maniac: Are you kidding me ........how
Me: They will snatch your tax return and buy a bat and hit you with it.
maniac: What's a tax return?
Me: Its homage for living in this great land
maniac: I aint filed one in over 30 yrs, why start now?
Me: They don't like people like you flying under the radar.
maniac: hahahahahaha
Me: hey maniac.......where's my hay bitch!
maniac: next week brother..........
me:
maniacs bitch wife: where's my pickles snookums....
life is good sometimes. Mainiac is about 63 and still kicks my ass arm wrestling. And I bet will still get social security at some point down the road.
RE: My buddy the Mainiac is late. - Duchess - 10-24-2013
A bale. *swoons*
RE: My buddy the Mainiac is late. - crash - 10-24-2013
I'm wondering if a mainiac is mainstream crazy, not off the wall window licking crazy..
RE: My buddy the Mainiac is late. - Maggot - 10-24-2013
Window licking crazy? bwaaaaahahahaha
RE: My buddy the Mainiac is late. - Maggot - 11-03-2013
The guy that moved into the nut down the roads house looks just like John Locke from "Lost" and his personality is also a match. He works for Comcast an internet/television company. We were talking about barter and how well it works around here. He has an HVAC issue.
I may get my Sci-Fi channel back.
RE: My buddy the Mainiac is late. - HairOfTheDog - 11-05-2013
Lucky.
I don't know exactly what my newish neighbor is doing in terms of home improvements, but he's been doing something almost every day for months from 4:45 to 6:45 a.m. and then again for a couple of hours at night. Sounds like he's in my room; the beauty of shared walls.
He's a substitute teacher with nothing to barter. He did offer to trim my bush and invited me to a couple of barbecues, but that's before I hit him up for blocking part of my driveway a few times. Now, I never see him - just hear him pound, pound, pounding away.
RE: My buddy the Mainiac is late. - blueberryhill - 11-06-2013
Hair:
Your new neighbor wanted to trim your bush and you blew him off for blocking your driveway a little bit. He is probably building a torture room to put you in so he can take his revenge for u rejecting him. Be
careful, girl!!!
RE: My buddy the Mainiac is late. - crash - 11-06-2013
Maybe he offered to trim the bush to gain access to the driveway? Maybe he'll move on and try to cut the other neighbours grass from now on..
RE: My buddy the Mainiac is late. - HairOfTheDog - 11-06-2013
(11-06-2013, 01:38 AM)blueberryhill Wrote: Hair:
Your new neighbor wanted to trim your bush and you blew him off for blocking your driveway a little bit. He is probably building a torture room to put you in so he can take his revenge for u rejecting him. Be
careful, girl!!!
My niece would track me down and rescue me - pronto, I know it! She loves me (okay, she needs me for money and someone to poke fun at).
And, she's always shooting up people on her X-box games, so she may be more of a threat than the mild-mannered school teacher.
Wait...it's those mild-mannered neighbors who are usually the ones hiding some dark secret, right?
(11-06-2013, 06:08 AM)crash Wrote: Maybe he offered to trim the bush to gain access to the driveway? Maybe he'll move on and try to cut the other neighbours grass from now on..
Shit, I forgot about the alternate meaning of "driveway".
It was funny when he offered to trim my out-of-control bush (which is actually a large bougainvillea with red geraniums intertwined), but I didn't laugh in his face or anything.
Seems petty to hit someone up about blocking part of the (literal) driveway and I wouldn't normally care at all. BUT, when you have to park three blocks away from home on a hill and carry grocery bags that inevitably break, causing you to dodge oncoming cars in order to chase down a fast-rolling can of corn niblets and a bunch of yogurts... That's what happened the last time. Probably should have waited til the next day to huff up his stairs and address the parking infringement issue; betting I came across bitchy, even though I was (fake) smiling.
Anyway, we don't have front yards in the neighborhood and most of us have rocks in the backyard; no grass. But, I'm hoping he finds someone willing to barter for a little trimming of the bush. He seems to be looking for love and he is a nice guy (at least, I think he is - blueberryhill has me wondering).