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Funny movie lines - Maggot - 10-24-2013
I was watching "African Queen" with Humphrey Bogart and Audrey Hepburn and before the Germans were gonna hang them Bogart wanted to get married, the German Captain said OK and says "By the power vested in me by Heinrick Wilhelm (or something like that) I now pronounce you man & wife, now get on with the execution."
I forgot that line and laughed like hell. Got any good ones?
RE: Funny movie lines - HairOfTheDog - 10-24-2013
I liked the movie "Airplane" - tons of corny one liners.
![[Image: airplane-jpg.jpg]](http://www.nextmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/airplane-jpg.jpg)
RE: Funny movie lines - Blindgreed1 - 11-15-2013
Full Metal Jacket.
"Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and left a brown stain on the mattress."
RE: Funny movie lines - Cynical Ninja - 11-15-2013
This is not verbatim but from memory its from one of the greatest comedy films of all time This is Spinal Tap.
“Look at this amp here, all these other amps they only go up to 10 but this one goes up to 11! See? 10, 10, 10 but this one goes up to 11!”
“So that's like 1 louder is it?”
“Yeah that's right its one louder, when you want to push it just that little bit extra you push it up to 11!”
“Why not just make 10 louder and make that the loudest?”
(Ridiculously long pause)
“.........but this one goes up to 11”
Lol.
RE: Funny movie lines - Midwest Spy - 11-15-2013
"Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead!"
"But, I'm not dead yet."
"You'll be dead soon enough".
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
RE: Funny movie lines - Blindgreed1 - 11-15-2013
(11-15-2013, 11:03 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: This is not verbatim but from memory its from one of the greatest comedy films of all time This is Spinal Tap.There is a multitude of hilarity in that movie.
“Look at this amp here, all these other amps they only go up to 10 but this one goes up to 11! See? 10, 10, 10 but this one goes up to 11!”
“So that's like 1 louder is it?”
“Yeah that's right its one louder, when you want to push it just that little bit extra you push it up to 11!”
“Why not just make 10 louder and make that the loudest?”
(Ridiculously long pause)
“.........but this one goes up to 11”
Lol.
RE: Funny movie lines - Cynical Ninja - 11-15-2013
Its true as well, a lot of British rock and metal bands of that period were so far up their own arses that they had no common sense whatsoever.
RE: Funny movie lines - HairOfTheDog - 11-15-2013
(11-15-2013, 11:03 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: This is not verbatim but from memory its from one of the greatest comedy films of all time This is Spinal Tap.
Spinal Tap still makes me laugh.
Best in Show and A Fish Called Wanda are still funny time after time, to me, too. Lots of great lines, but they aren't necessarily funny one line at a time - best in context.
Otto, a true lover of Brits.
RE: Funny movie lines - Duchess - 11-15-2013
I haven't seen any of the films that y'all are referencing.
RE: Funny movie lines - Maggot - 11-15-2013
Crap............I thought I moved that rock!
RE: Funny movie lines - Duchess - 11-15-2013
It's hard for me to watch movies. Sitting still for that length of time is a fricken challenge.
RE: Funny movie lines - Midwest Spy - 11-15-2013
(11-15-2013, 01:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:
It's hard for me to watch movies. Sitting still for that length of time is a fricken challenge.
You suffering from A.D.D.?
RE: Funny movie lines - sally - 11-15-2013
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me."
"Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs... "
RE: Funny movie lines - Cynical Ninja - 11-15-2013
(11-15-2013, 01:20 PM)Duchess Wrote:
It's hard for me to watch movies. Sitting still for that length of time is a fricken challenge.
Why not? You are a grown woman not a hyperactive two year old! How do you sit and read a book if you can't sit and watch a film for 2 hours?
RE: Funny movie lines - Duchess - 11-15-2013
(11-15-2013, 03:12 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Why not?
Because I find sitting on my ass for hours at a time in front of a screen to be as dull as watching paint dry. I'd rather ride or hike or do a myriad of other things than sit around watching tv/movies in my free time.
RE: Funny movie lines - Cynical Ninja - 11-15-2013
Yeah active things are good some times but not all the time. You never just sit and watch a film or read a book or look at a work of art?
RE: Funny movie lines - Duchess - 11-15-2013
I take my Kindle to bed & read sports (football).
RE: Funny movie lines - Blindgreed1 - 11-15-2013
(11-15-2013, 04:12 PM)Duchess Wrote:It just moved
I take my Kindle to bed & read sports (football).
RE: Funny movie lines - aussiefriend - 11-15-2013
(11-15-2013, 04:00 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Because I find sitting on my ass for hours at a time in front of a screen to be as dull as watching paint dry. I'd rather ride or hike or do a myriad of other things than sit around watching tv/movies in my free time.
yes, but if that screen is a computer screen and you are hanging out in Mock, with a little alcohol involved, it's golden.
RE: Funny movie lines - Maggot - 10-23-2015
The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination. -Garak
We have them just where they want us. -Captain Kirk
There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions.