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HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - Duchess - 10-28-2013
This week will be better than last week. I promise.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - ramseycat - 10-28-2013
I'm holding you to that.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - Duchess - 10-28-2013
I would expect nothing less from each & every one of you.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - SIXFOOTERsez - 10-28-2013
Can't be all that bad a week, 4 days for me and a camping trip this weekend
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - nrkerr - 10-28-2013
I would hope so!!
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - Duchess - 10-28-2013
(10-28-2013, 10:58 AM)nrkerr Wrote: I would hope so!!
I felt pretty safe in making that promise.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - sally - 10-28-2013
I hope so too.
I had a dream last night that I was at Duchess's house and she wanted me to make chili. We went to this country store that didn't have much of anything but horse feed and hay so I had to make do with canned chili. Then she told me she makes appetizers in plastic cups and she was thinking about teriyaki hamburger with pineapple or Thanksgiving dinner in a cup. I didn't want to be rude so I said Thanksgiving in a cup sounds good. Then I woke up, thank God because that was going to be the most disgusting dinner ever.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - Duchess - 10-28-2013
Hahaha! I ALWAYS try to get people to cook for me.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - Maggot - 10-28-2013
That hit my funny bone.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - username - 10-28-2013
I think I might just throw up.
I have a vision of a bunch of turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry, corn and pumpkin pie all thrown in a food processor and blended up to drink.
The really disgusting part is it all ends up like that in our stomachs anyway.
Thanks for ruining Thanksgiving dinner, assholes.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - sally - 10-28-2013
I think the teriyaki hamburger with pineapple cup sounds worse, but not by far. Worst food dream I've ever had, thanks Duchess.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - sally - 10-28-2013
Having to doctor up the canned chili from the feed store wasn't a treat either.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - HairOfTheDog - 10-28-2013
(10-28-2013, 11:19 AM)sally Wrote: I didn't want to be rude so I said Thanksgiving in a cup sounds good.
You could probably pull it off, if you had to.
My mom worked 3rd shift for a few years when I was a kid. On the nights that my dad had school, we had frozen dinners before he headed out.
His favorite was turkey pot pie - had to be Swanson's, not Banquet. He always called it Thanksgiving in a tin.
I still kinda like those frozen ones once in a blue moon.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - Carsman - 10-28-2013
(10-28-2013, 02:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(10-28-2013, 11:19 AM)sally Wrote: I didn't want to be rude so I said Thanksgiving in a cup sounds good.
You could probably pull it off, if you had to.
My mom worked 3rd shift for a few years when I was a kid. On the nights that my dad had school, we had frozen dinners before he headed out.
His favorite was turkey pot pie - had to be Swanson's, not Banquet. He always called it Thanksgiving in a tin.
I still kinda like those frozen ones once in a blue moon.
Funny how things stick with you from childhood like that. I remember as a kid having "Dinty Moore Beef stew" from a can, cause my mom liked it.
Once in a blue moon if I see a can, I'll buy it just for old times sake.
It is almost eatable!
(I taste it, wondering if it got any better, my neighbor's dog loves me on those days)
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - FAHQTOO - 10-28-2013
Bullshit Ramsey. You eat every bit of that beef stew and we all know it. Why would you think they would change the taste?
Anyhooo.. I love that shit and I don't care who knows it.
I haven't bought any for years and now I'm going to have to. If I die from eating that crap, it will be your fault.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - Duchess - 10-28-2013
(10-28-2013, 02:31 PM)sally Wrote: Having to doctor up the canned chili from the feed store wasn't a treat either.
I'm laughing out loud. For the life of me I cannot picture you in the feed store.
I'm honored that you would do that for me.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - FAHQTOO - 10-28-2013
Well shit...that should be "Bullshit Cars". You eat everybit of that beef stew.
Why the hell did I think Rams wrote that?
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - Maggot - 10-28-2013
My Dad caught me licking the Calo dog food off the butter knife once after I feed the dog when I was 6, I remember it like yesterday, it was in the spring and the dog was tied to the end of the trailer where the shade was. As I walked back in the sand with the sun beating down on me I decided it was the right thing to do with the leftovers in the can.
I was wrong, and it didn't take long until I was never allowed to feed the dog because my Dad always reminded everyone that maggot could not feed the dog because I would lick the knife.
But I tell you in the sun walking around at 6 yrs old it tasted like deviled ham. I had been doing it all winter. I fooled him! woof, woof
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - ramseycat - 10-28-2013
(10-28-2013, 04:35 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Well shit...that should be "Bullshit Cars". You eat everybit of that beef stew.
Why the hell did I think Rams wrote that?
Hahaha. I read that and was like what? Did I say something about stew and I don't remember? I know I'm tired but not that tired.
And for the record I am NEVER eating beef stew out of a can. Blech!
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, BITCHFLAKES - Carsman - 10-28-2013
(10-28-2013, 06:01 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(10-28-2013, 04:35 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Well shit...that should be "Bullshit Cars". You eat everybit of that beef stew.
Why the hell did I think Rams wrote that?
Hahaha. I read that and was like what? Did I say something about stew and I don't remember? I know I'm tired but not that tired.
And for the record I am NEVER eating beef stew out of a can. Blech!
Bullshit no, Beefshit yeah, I keep thinking it may change, but no it didn't, it's all yours since you love it so!
