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I forgot my vaseline this morning. - Maggot - 11-19-2013

My health care meeting is today and I must spread my butt cheek wings. Bullshit


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - ramseycat - 11-19-2013

Have fun!


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - Eat Shit And Die - 11-19-2013

Break something.


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - ramseycat - 11-19-2013

(11-19-2013, 10:40 AM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: Break something.

Yea, the hymen on his asshole.


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - Maggot - 11-19-2013

yAHOO!!! Only 30.00 more per week. hah Somebody get me a doctorrrrr


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - Cynical Ninja - 11-19-2013

Yeah real bargain that if you get seriously ill good luck making a claim maggotyboo.


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - Maggot - 11-19-2013

I'm covered so thank you for being concerned. Blowing-kisses


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - Cynical Ninja - 11-20-2013

(11-19-2013, 02:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm covered so thank you for being concerned. Blowing-kisses

Me too at a tiny fraction of what you are paying sucker! With zero percent chance of being butt fucked by the system as well!


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - Maggot - 11-20-2013

(11-20-2013, 08:29 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(11-19-2013, 02:24 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm covered so thank you for being concerned. Blowing-kisses

Me too at a tiny fraction of what you are paying sucker! With zero percent chance of being butt fucked by the system as well!

I like being able to choose my doctor and having a say in who does surgical procedures is nice. I think if I was living off the government it would be great. It may or may not be viable once true cost is evaluated. I'm not sure if the sanitary conditions are as good though. I can call my doctor 247 and he calls me back within an hour here. but you know that.


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - Cynical Ninja - 11-21-2013

(11-20-2013, 07:31 PM)Maggot Wrote: I like being able to choose my doctor and having a say in who does surgical procedures is nice. I think if I was living off the government it would be great. It may or may not be viable once true cost is evaluated. I'm not sure if the sanitary conditions are as good though. I can call my doctor 247 and he calls me back within an hour here. but you know that.

I'm not “living off the government” fucknut the NHS is not free everyone that can afford pays for it directly from their wages every month through national insurance. As for picking who gets to do surgery?! You think you know more than a doctor who should and shouldn't be doing surgery? I don't think so!, also if I wanted super duper private healthcare I can have it again at a fraction of the ridiculous amount you pay knobhead!

As for who has the best healthcare? We've been through that already here, Cuba have better healthcare than America - FACT. Who has the most socialised healthcare in the world? France, who has the best healthcare in the world? France.

In America? Get seriously ill? Go bankrupt! I believe it was username who stated it cost half a MILLION dollars for the maternity costs of having her kids.


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - Maggot - 11-21-2013

I was happy with my insurance before Obamacare. It matters nothing to me if someone doesn't work and cannot get it. The ones that couldn't work had many options such as healthy kids, medicaid and medicare for the disabled. This new government insurance is just what the Supreme court said it was a "tax". It is unsustainable much like the European model is. Your only option is, accept the tax you are told to fork over. Something you are very familiar with in England. In America we like our freedom and will fight tooth and nail too keep it, something the subjects in England are extremely ingnorant about. But its not your fault you do as your told to do, thats good, for God, queen and country.


RE: I forgot my vaseline this morning. - Cynical Ninja - 11-21-2013

(11-21-2013, 11:22 AM)Maggot Wrote: In America we like our freedom and will fight tooth and nail too keep it

Please continue to fight “tooth and nail” for the “freedom” to be completely ripped off and taken to the cleaners by private health insurance companies every time you get ill fucknut.