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I'm waiting for the mailman - Maggot - 12-21-2013
My brother sent me a card and he said there was something "special" in it. I hope its not a fingernail or something, he said he was building a doghouse last weekend and usually slams a finger when he does stuff like that.
The mailman is late.
RE: I'm waiting for the mailman - Duchess - 12-21-2013
Would he send weed through the mail?
...or hey! A couple grams of hash? That just came to me.
RE: I'm waiting for the mailman - Maggot - 12-21-2013
(12-21-2013, 12:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Would he send weed through the mail?
...or hey! A couple grams of hash? That just came to me.
He would be shaking to much. The weed would never get in the envelope. He is afraid of the law ever since that county fair thing with the house of mirrors when he did LSD.
RE: I'm waiting for the mailman - Duchess - 12-21-2013
Trippin' in a house of mirrors. Holy cow.
I don't do that kind of thing any more & I haven't in a long time but having said that, I never had a bad trip, mine were always filled with a great deal of laughter.
RE: I'm waiting for the mailman - Maggot - 12-21-2013
He is in Arkansas now and has been there for about 6 yrs. When I talk to him he sounds like a rebel. But every once in awhile the Yankee slips out.
RE: I'm waiting for the mailman - username - 12-21-2013
A fingernail would be really special if it were still attached to the finger!!
This could be good. I expect an immediate report back.
RE: I'm waiting for the mailman - Duchess - 12-21-2013
DidItComeYet?DidItComeYet?DidItComeYet? Huh Huh Huh
RE: I'm waiting for the mailman - Maggot - 12-21-2013
Yup I got a newspaper clipping with him in it because he got a stupid safety award at work. I wanted the money he owed me!
RE: I'm waiting for the mailman - Cynical Ninja - 12-22-2013
(12-21-2013, 06:17 PM)Maggot Wrote: Yup I got a newspaper clipping with him in it because he got a stupid safety award at work. I wanted the money he owed me!
Fucking hell! What a let down! A newspaper clipping?! Jesus. I would call him on the phone and say “you know what would have been better than the clipping bro? Anything else in the world!”