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Security gaurd is out. - Maggot - 12-30-2013
I want to be a body art painter.
![[Image: Udo-Schurr-Body-painter.png]](http://www.ilovebodyart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Udo-Schurr-Body-painter.png)
If I wasn't good enough, I would get better with practice.
RE: Security gaurd is out. - HairOfTheDog - 12-30-2013
It could be a cool little business.
If you're looking for a hands-on partner, I don't think Carsman is a good option, though.
![[Image: 3a88c430-8b0e-4405-a5c1-be5949fcaa47_zps...1388423915]](http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s500/HairOfTheDog1337/3a88c430-8b0e-4405-a5c1-be5949fcaa47_zps56cae1a4.jpg?t=1388423915)
RE: Security gaurd is out. - ramseycat - 12-30-2013
Mmmmm.... Ok.
RE: Security gaurd is out. - Maggot - 12-30-2013
If I said I would not decorate that cake would it make me a bigot? Or homophobic?
RE: Security gaurd is out. - HairOfTheDog - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 01:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: If I said I would not decorate that cake would it make me a bigot? Or homophobic?
I don't think so.
Probably safer to market yourself as a "female body artist" just to avoid having any snakes hissing at you when they're turned away.
I kinda like this one.
![[Image: Best-Female-Body-Paint-Art-Pictures.jpg]](http://bodypainting.semidi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Best-Female-Body-Paint-Art-Pictures.jpg)
RE: Security gaurd is out. - Cynical Ninja - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 01:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: If I said I would not decorate that cake would it make me a bigot? Or homophobic?
No just stupid.
No small business can afford to turn down customers just because they've got a cock.
RE: Security gaurd is out. - HairOfTheDog - 12-30-2013
This one is really cool.
![[Image: article-1224499-070A7498000005DC-403_634x252.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/01/article-1224499-070A7498000005DC-403_634x252.jpg)
RE: Security gaurd is out. - Duchess - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 01:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
That snake! The original one eyed snake, huh. Hahahaha!
RE: Security gaurd is out. - HairOfTheDog - 12-30-2013
And all that wood, too.
RE: Security gaurd is out. - Duchess - 12-30-2013
RE: Security gaurd is out. - HairOfTheDog - 12-30-2013
In his new career, Maggot could maybe do some seasonal contract work for the advertising department of his team.
![[Image: 489c99397276b70a16ed9f28660d1372.jpg]](https://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/48/9c/99/489c99397276b70a16ed9f28660d1372.jpg)
Then, even when they lose, he wins.
RE: Security gaurd is out. - Maggot - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 01:59 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(12-30-2013, 01:41 PM)Maggot Wrote: If I said I would not decorate that cake would it make me a bigot? Or homophobic?
No just stupid.
No small business can afford to turn down customers just because they've got a cock.
Your hired!!!!
RE: Security gaurd is out. - FAHQTOO - 12-30-2013
Too late. There's already a reality show on cable for body painting.
I was flipping through the channels a few weeks ago and caught it. It was pretty cool. They painted up a whole wedding party for a Zombie themed wedding. The women wore thongs and the guys wore boxer briefs. They painted them head to toe.
It's got Vegas in the name and I can't remember the channel either. I'm contemplating a Google search for you, but I doubt I get that ambitious.
RE: Security gaurd is out. - crash - 12-30-2013
Oh I saw that the other day for a couple of minutes, Naked in Vegas? Or something like that..
RE: Security gaurd is out. - FAHQTOO - 12-30-2013
(12-30-2013, 07:24 PM)crash Wrote: Oh I saw that the other day for a couple of minutes, Naked in Vegas? Or something like that..
I think that's it.
RE: Security gaurd is out. - F.U. - 12-30-2013
A friend of mine does body painting for a living. Originally he did custom paint jobs on Bikes and cars but he makes more money painting women.
RE: Security gaurd is out. - Maggot - 12-30-2013
I wonder what paint they use. Its not acrylic.
RE: Security gaurd is out. - F.U. - 12-30-2013
I cant remember what it is exactly. I will ask him though. I do know that alcohol will remove it.
RE: Security gaurd is out. - F.U. - 12-30-2013
OK, Just asked him and he said its actually alcohol based ink that he gets out of Australia.