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The letter - F.U. - 01-09-2014 Dear Mum & Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I’ve eloped with my new boyfriend. I’ve found real love and he is so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his stolen Harley. But it’s not only that, I’m pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his caravan in Epping Forest. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams too. I’ve learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and Ahmed’s friends. They’re the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime we’ll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS, so Ahmed can get better. He deserves it. Don’t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their basement. Apparently I can earn £200 per scene. I get a £200 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene and an extra £100 for the alsatian. Don’t worry Mum. Now I’m 14 I know how to take care of myself. Someday we’ll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren. Dad, found the cash you were hiding from mum, but don't worry we left you a few quid. Your loving daughter, Angelina. P.S. Dad. For God's sake calm down. It’s not true. I’m actually watching TV at the neighbours. I just wanted to show you that there really are worse things in life than England loosing the fucking Ashes. Ok I was laughing all the way through this one until I got to the last line. Then I said, WTF is the ashes. So I had to google it. RE: The letter - SIXFOOTERsez - 01-09-2014 Never know what ya can learn with a little google foo RE: The letter - Cynical Ninja - 01-09-2014 Meh. Cricket wise Australia have been Englands bitch for years, its about time they fought back and showed some spirit. RE: The letter - HairOfTheDog - 01-09-2014 After spending a couple of days with my great nieces and nephews, this story made me laugh. I imagine most parents can relate. An 11-month-old's daycare sent personality profile surveys home with the kids. Seriously. This is what one dad sent back with his daughter. His friend posted a copy on-line.