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- D - 03-25-2009
Recently while IM'ing with Syber, we were discussing the code behind the POTD system; more of a rhetorical musing on my part actually. (I'm a geek, Deal with it.) And she suggested I ASK MF. At that point I had an epiphany, and told her No. Why? What was my epiphany? Well...
Talking to MF would be like talking to my cock when its rock hard; all it thinks about it naked women. Preferably in some very revealing position.
So I'm just afraid I couldn't connect with him on the proper intellectual level.
- LuMPyPussy - 03-25-2009
Right, like we're supposed to believe you DON'T talk to your erect penis?
- D - 03-25-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Right, like we're supposed to believe you DON'T talk to your erect penis?No, I'm not one of those that believes my dick has its own personality ::nuts:: ::lmao::
- OnBendedKnee - 03-25-2009
My weenie says the same thing about me. Says I don't have my own personality.
:(
- Middle Finger - 03-26-2009
D Wrote:Recently while IM'ing with Syber, we were discussing the code behind the POTD system; more of a rhetorical musing on my part actually. (I'm a geek, Deal with it.) And she suggested I ASK MF. At that point I had an epiphany, and told her No. Why? What was my epiphany? Well...
Talking to MF would be like talking to my cock when its rock hard; all it thinks about it naked women. Preferably in some very revealing position.
So I'm just afraid I couldn't connect with him on the proper intellectual level.
Good call.
- Duchess - 03-26-2009
It's a bit disturbing seeing a grown man refer to his penis as a weenie.
- Momster - 03-26-2009
Why did you feel the need to tell us all of your "epiphany"
Was that an attempt at a mock?
I want Beanie Weenies now... fuckers
- The Antagonist - 03-26-2009
Duchess Wrote:It's a bit disturbing seeing a grown man refer to his penis as a weenie.Maybe it's an accurate description? ::dunno::
- Sinister - 03-26-2009
Duchess Wrote:It's a bit disturbing seeing a grown man refer to his penis as a weenie.I had to look twice at that same post to be certain it was OBK who'd said it. ::blink::
- Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2009
MF's wife is a hairy freak, that's why he spends so much time her grovelling for pictures of mockers tits. Which I'm sure his wife would be absolutely fine with if she found out about it.
- Sinister - 03-26-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:MF's wife is a hairy freak, that's why he spends so much time her grovelling for pictures of mockers tits. Which I'm sure his wife would be absolutely fine with if she found out about it.I'm getting a strong sense that OP's wife keeps him on a short leash, choke chain and muzzle for as much as he rants to such extremesabout what MF does online. Jealousy, perhaps?
- Middle Finger - 03-26-2009
Sinister Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:MF's wife is a hairy freak, that's why he spends so much time her grovelling for pictures of mockers tits. Which I'm sure his wife would be absolutely fine with if she found out about it.I'm getting a strong sense that OP's wife keeps him on a short leash, choke chain and muzzle for as much as he rants to such extremesabout what MF does online. Jealousy, perhaps?
Exactly. My wife lets me see a few titties, what can I say. It's the trade off to having a totally loyal husband. I don't cheat, lie, keep secrets, etc. Never did, not the type. I've only had a handful of different women in my life because I was always a one-woman relationship kind of guy, believe it or not.
OP can't understand any of that because he is almost middle aged and just getting married now, with a kid out of wedlock. Between that and his juvenile hamster playing, he clearly doesn't understand the adult world fully.
- Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2009
[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:I'm getting a strong sense that OP's wife keeps him on a short leash, choke chain and muzzle for as much as he rants to such extremes about what MF does online. Jealousy, perhaps?
Me and the wife watch porn together, this is what mature adults do, not like the sad and juvenile practice of begging for pictures of women's tits on an internet forum.
That is the schoolboy practice of a grown man who isn't getting any at home.
- Luke Warmwater - 03-26-2009
weenie = vagina
- Sinister - 03-26-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:Youruse of me and "the wife" is highly disrespectful to your wife. Did you miss that part in your vows?
Quote:I'm getting a strong sense that OP's wife keeps him on a short leash, choke chain and muzzle for as much as he rants to such extremesabout what MF does online. Jealousy, perhaps?Me and the wife watch porn together, this is what mature adults do, not like the sad and juvenile practice of begging for pictures of women's tits on an internet forum.
That is the schoolboy practice of a grown man who isn't getting any at home.
As for the rest of your imaginations, you couldn't be farther off the facts if you were in orbit.
- Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2009
[user=7]Sinister[/user] wrote:
Quote:Your use of me and "the wife" is highly disrespectful to your wife. Did you miss that part in your vows?
As for the rest of your imaginations, you couldn't be farther off the facts if you were in orbit.
Its not disrespectful, its just a stupid nickname, I call her "the wife" and she calls me the "ball and chain" or "him indoors".
Its called having fun together, maybe you and bullet could try it when he gets out of jail?
As for "imaginations"?, I didn't "imagine" MF begging for pictures of tits, that actually happened.
- Sinister - 03-26-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Its not disrespectful, its just a stupid nickname,Disrespectful, yes; stupid, again, yes. Why not "me and the car" watch porn together, or "me and the vacuum" watch porn together? Been married all of 5 days and already she's a possession. Typical of panty-waste shithead social leper men like yourself.
- SyberBitch - 03-26-2009
Heh... I went to a party where I met the girlfriend of a guy I've known for ages. I'll call him Derrin. I said to her "Oh hey! You must be Derrin's...." (girlfriend was coming next) She cut me off in mid-sentence saying "I'm not DERRIN'S anything! He doesn't OWN me." lol Okaaayyy. I think that's a little overboard though, seriously.
I understand that 'the wife' or 'the husband' is a little disrespectful, but I can see how they would tease each other that way. Getting huffy about being called someone's girlfriend though, is a little extreme. When I say "my friend", the only thing I'm claiming to 'own' is a piece of their friendship. People are so damned touchy.
- Duchess - 03-26-2009
MF's a womanizer ?...No way
- OnBendedKnee - 03-26-2009
MF's a pillowsodemizer.