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- Cynical Ninja - 03-25-2009
I have decided to steal one of MF's ideas for a change instead of the usual scenario, i.e him stealing my ideas.
Hello, I only run things for my entertainment, I care about nobody else and nothing else accept my own amusement, I am proud of the fact I would rather fuck a pillow than my hairy wife, I regularly have deep intellectual conversations with my dog who can talk, if you haven't got a firearm in your house you clearly have no freedom whatsoever, I see nothing wrong with constantly taking the piss out of the country that created the entire existence, culture, and history of my country, I regularly have to reaffirm my own sexuality because I am incredibly insecure about it, I think womens vagina are ugly things, I am an pussy assed agnostic lacking in the courage to make a adult decision about spiritual matters, I am an excellent mocker for example "hamsters, metro sexual, muslim, rotten teeth" see?, sheer genius, I am proud of the fact I am genetically predisposed towards cowardice and meek surrender, I am proud of the fact I am a greasy guinea twat who likes to stick coins up his arse in his spare time, these forums are my life, I spend all day everyday on these forums, my children who get virtually no attention from me refer to me as "Mister"
- Middle Finger - 03-25-2009
A few key things were factually incorrect but I was happy with a lot of that!