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- Middle Finger - 03-25-2009
This thread is to keep track of all the retards with no credibility that lie in their pathetic and dull witted attempts to mock others.
OP - 5
- Cynical Ninja - 03-25-2009
I pathetic attempt greaseball. You never know, one day you might pull your head out of your arse and actually get an original mock idea of your own.
Please provide me a list of all the lies I have told fuckwit.
- OnBendedKnee - 03-25-2009
I owned a liar watch. It had stopped working and only showed the time truthfully, twice a day.
- Middle Finger - 03-25-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I pathetic attempt greaseball. You never know, one day you might pull your head out of your arse and actually get an original mock idea of your own.
Please provide me a list of all the lies I have told fuckwit.
That you didn't email Ant, that you never had sexual fantasies about men as an adult, that you never sexually fondled your hamsters, the list goes on and on ...
- LuMPyPussy - 03-25-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:I owned a liar watch. It had stopped working and only showed the time truthfully, twice a day.
What would you get if a liar watch married a racist watch?
A lacist watch.
Hahahaha!
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:- sally - 03-25-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:That you didn't email Ant, that you never had sexual fantasies about men as an adult, that you never sexually fondled your hamsters, the list goes on and on ...That his wife has double Ds, that he eats only organic food, that he brushes his teeth and washes his balls more than just on Sundays.
- Middle Finger - 03-25-2009
[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:
Quote:that he brushes his teeth and washes his balls more than just on Sundays.
::laugh::
- OnBendedKnee - 03-25-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:Quote:that he brushes his teeth and washes his balls more than just on Sundays.
::laugh::
Christ washed the apostles feet.
To each his own.
- Maggot - 03-25-2009
But will your teeth respect you in the morning?::aww::
- Sinister - 03-26-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I pathetic attempt greaseball.Does this actually say "I" as in "me" or is this some weird reason for using a Roman numeral? ::blink:: ::nuts::
- D - 03-26-2009
Sinister Wrote:From the way I read it, it should be an "A". But who the hell knows.Ordinary Peephole Wrote:I pathetic attempt greaseball.Does this actually say "I" as in "me" or is this some weird reason for using a Roman numeral? ::blink:: ::nuts::