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SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - HairOfTheDog - 02-21-2014
So, a very scientific research tool and methodology was used to determine the average duration of sexual encounters (may exclude foreplay) per state.
Now I know why Dick's not around and Kid doesn't post often enough...busy.
1. New Mexico (7:01)
2. West Virginia (5:38)
3. Idaho (5:11)
4. South Carolina (4:48)
5. Missouri (4:22)
6. Michigan (4:14)
7. Utah (3:55)
8. Oregon (3:51)
9. Nebraska (3:47)
10. Alabama (3:38)
11. Delaware (3:33)
12. Hawaii (3:28)
13. Wisconsin (3:22)
14. North Dakota (3:18)
15. Arizona (3:17)
16. Maryland (3:15)
17. Mississippi (3:10)
18. Rhode Island (3:09)
19. Connecticut (3:07)
20. Texas (3:06)
21. New Hampshire (3:04)
22. Wyoming (3:03)
23. New York (3:01)
24. Pennsylvania (2:58)
25. Maine (2:58)
26. Washington (2:51)
27. Iowa (2:50)
28. Illinois (2:49)
29. North Carolina (2:47)
30. Tennessee (2:46)
31. Kansas (2:38)
32. California (2:38)
33. Massachusetts (2:31)
34. Florida (2:29)
35. New Jersey (2:28)
36. Indiana (2:26)
37. Virginia (2:23)
38. Oklahoma (2:21)
39. Colorado (2:21)
40. Minnesota (2:19)
41. Ohio (2:18)
42. Louisiana (2:17)
43. Kentucky (2:14)
44. Arkansas (2:08)
45. District of Columbia (2:08)
46. Nevada (2:07)
47. Georgia (2:07)
48. Montana (2:03)
49. Vermont (1:48)
50. South Dakota (1:30)
51. Alaska (1:21)
It's very lucky for Minnesota that MS didn't participate in the study - though Alaskans probably wish he had.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/20/what-state-has-sex-the-longest_n_4825074.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Duchess - 02-21-2014
I haven't had sex that lasted for that long in a long time.
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - crash - 02-21-2014
Is that hh:mm or mm: ss?
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - HairOfTheDog - 02-21-2014
It's in minutes.
I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment.
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Midwest Spy - 02-21-2014
I don't generally brag, but my sessions range between 6-7 minutes.
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - crash - 02-21-2014
(02-21-2014, 04:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment.
That was mostly my motivation to ask..
I guess nobody wants their clothes off for long in Alaska..or maybe they're just being honest. NM is known for its liars..
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - HairOfTheDog - 02-21-2014
The averages seem really really low, to me - even if it's just the duration of intercourse itself.
Course, I'm not watching a clock during those times.
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Duchess - 02-21-2014
(02-21-2014, 04:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: It's in minutes.
I hope, for her sake, that changes Duchess' comment.
I thought it was hours!
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Duchess - 02-21-2014
(02-21-2014, 05:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: The averages seem really really low, to me - even if it's just the duration of intercourse itself.
They are low! Wam Bam, thank you Ma'am. Oh nononono.
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - crash - 02-21-2014
Hours..
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Duchess - 02-21-2014
Oh God
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Maggot - 02-21-2014
I thought it was how many times a week.
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Maggot - 02-21-2014
If I think of fishing I can go a long time.
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Duchess - 02-21-2014
(02-21-2014, 05:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: If I think of fishing I can go a long time.
I honestly don't know if that's good or bad.
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - HairOfTheDog - 02-21-2014
(02-21-2014, 05:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: I thought it was how many times a week.
That was sloppy of me not to include the units of measurement in the OP.
That .04 times a week you're having sex is even sloppier, though.
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - crash - 02-21-2014
0.04 wouldn't even rate as waking with a boner, would it?
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - HairOfTheDog - 02-21-2014
Probably not.
I'd guess preparedness would get you up to .05.
Anything below that is probably a case of there being a will but no way?
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Maggot - 02-21-2014
Sometimes I hum the theme to "Bonanza"
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Midwest Spy - 02-21-2014
(02-21-2014, 05:21 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sometimes I hum the theme to "Bonanza"
Baseball statistics for me.
RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - crash - 02-21-2014
0.04 is probably more accurately defined by the two milliseconds of consideration you actually give the thought of masturbation when some genius tells you to "rub one out" when you have a migraine..