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If Liquid was a banana... - Printable Version

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- LuMPyPussy - 03-24-2009

... he'd look like this:




- Liquid - 03-24-2009

I am fucking huge. Thanks LMPPussy

- LuMPyPussy - 03-24-2009

You're also a pervert. Smiley_emoticons_smile

- OnBendedKnee - 03-24-2009

That's a fair tradeoff though.

- OnBendedKnee - 03-24-2009

By the way, if a banana was a liquid it would dribble all over your chin.

- LuMPyPussy - 03-24-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:By the way, if a banana was a liquid it would dribble all over your chin.
He probably does anyway. ::bvomit::

- OnBendedKnee - 03-24-2009

Again, that's a reasonable tradeoff.

- Liquid - 03-24-2009

she could not handle it. she is used to tiny limp dicks. no one wants to fuck her anyway. worn up ragged rotting old hag.

- OnBendedKnee - 03-24-2009

[user=47]Liquid[/user] wrote:
Quote:she could not handle it. she is used to tiny limp dicks. no one wants to fuck her anyway. worn up ragged rotting old hag.
Yes, but they're the ones who know how to peel the banana best, willing and wanting to swallow it whole without the worry of being dainty or lady like.

- Liquid - 03-24-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=47]Liquid[/user] wrote:
Quote:she could not handle it. she is used to tiny limp dicks. no one wants to fuck her anyway. worn up ragged rotting old hag.
Yes, but they're the ones who know how to peel the banana best, willing and wanting to swallow it whole without the worry of being dainty or lady like.

very true and as we all know LMPPussy is FAR from a "lady"


- Duchess - 03-24-2009

[Image: _cid_90574778-E823-4F79-BEBB-CB56579D8A7A.gif]

- OnBendedKnee - 03-24-2009

12::banana::12

- sally - 03-24-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=47]Liquid[/user] wrote:
Quote:she could not handle it. she is used to tiny limp dicks. no one wants to fuck her anyway. worn up ragged rotting old hag.
Yes, but they're the ones who know how to peel the banana best, willing and wanting to swallow it whole without the worry of being dainty or lady like.
You've been watching the old milfer porn again, haven't ya?

- OnBendedKnee - 03-24-2009

::bravo::::bravo::









Wait.

:Blush:





Absolutely NOT!