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LICK THIS - Duchess - 03-08-2014
There's an app for everything (unless you're a shitberry user).
iPhone has an app called Lick This. It teaches you how to go down on a woman.
Do you need instruction?
RE: LICK THIS - crash - 03-08-2014
Is gen Y really that clueless?
RE: LICK THIS - Duchess - 03-08-2014
Maybe. This is the same generation that has difficulty giving back the correct change unless their register tells them how much.
RE: LICK THIS - Maggot - 03-08-2014
Does it teach you how to spell the ABC's with your tongue?
RE: LICK THIS - Duchess - 03-08-2014
I'm not sure about that but it does teach you have to flick a light switch with your tongue.
A sex new app called Lick This allows users to engage in interactive exercises that supposedly train your tongue for pleasure. I know what you’re thinking: Great idea, but how is that possible without actually licking my iPhone screen? Answer: it’s not. You are meant to flick a light switch, move a zipper up and down, solve a maze, crank a handle and ring a doorbell with your tongue ON YOUR GERM-INFESTED SCREEN. And then you want to put that dirty mouth in some unlucky person’s pants? I think not. Although the app’s creators suggest that you wrap your phone in plastic before you get down to business, we know that people are about as likely to do that as they are to use a dental dam.
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