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Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Maggot - 03-10-2014
Wow!!! He won every single vote and there was 100% turnout! Go figure.
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Maggot - 03-10-2014
Is'nt that the guy that feeds people to the dogs maggot?
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Maggot - 03-10-2014
Yes it is maggy boy and he also turns everyones lights out at night, he is one crazy buttafuckin Korean!
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Duchess - 03-10-2014
How do these types of leaders not get eliminated? Serious question.
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Maggot - 03-10-2014
Yes he is clucky ........Yesterday, North Korea launched a big long-range missile. It was supposed to scare everybody. It exploded less than a minute after launching. In fact, leader Kim Jong Un was so mad, he went home, kicked his dog, and then ate it.
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Duchess - 03-10-2014
If even a fraction of what I read about him is true, he is evil personified.
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Maggot - 03-10-2014
He's just a kid in a fat boys costume.
He just needs to learn the value of a human life. It might take some time and a few hundred thousand lives though.
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Maggot - 11-19-2014
Kim Jong gets no Love here. Aussiebitch needs to chime in and give me her opinion no matter how great it is.
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Duchess - 11-19-2014
The crazy fuck probably needs to be assassinated. For the good of the people of course.
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - HairOfTheDog - 11-22-2014
He is just young and misunderstood.
A mentor and a big hug might go a long way.
![[Image: official_obama_and_kim_jong_un_hug_case-...vr_324.jpg]](http://rlv.zcache.co.uk/official_obama_and_kim_jong_un_hug_case-rd0e182a07b61415ea8694d63139bdc69_80cs8_8byvr_324.jpg)
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Duchess - 11-22-2014
Holy Fuckity Fuck.
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - HairOfTheDog - 11-22-2014
(11-22-2014, 04:24 PM)Duchess Wrote: Holy Fuckity Fuck.
Yeah, he probably doesn't really need a mentor and a hug.
He probably just needs a good extreme make-over.
![[Image: e929545f922e42651900e6f5911ce571.jpg]](https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/e9/29/54/e929545f922e42651900e6f5911ce571.jpg)
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Carsman - 11-23-2014
(11-22-2014, 04:17 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: He is just young and misunderstood.
A mentor and a big hug might go a long way.
Holy crapola, that has to be "photo shopped", if it's not, we're doomed!
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Blindgreed1 - 11-24-2014
(11-22-2014, 04:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:Put the Wolfshiem CD on repeat and break out the cutting tools. It's gonna be a long night.(11-22-2014, 04:24 PM)Duchess Wrote: Holy Fuckity Fuck.
Yeah, he probably doesn't really need a mentor and a hug.
He probably just needs a good extreme make-over.
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - HairOfTheDog - 11-24-2014
(11-24-2014, 03:04 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Put the Wolfshiem CD on repeat and break out the cutting tools. It's gonna be a long night.
The cheeky bastard dodged the cutting tools; snuck out right after the pedicure.
Word has it, Rodman got outta rehab.
![[Image: The-Kim-Jong-Un-Lifestyle-112610.jpg]](http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/112500/The-Kim-Jong-Un-Lifestyle-112610.jpg)
Celebration time...
(That sushi actually looks really good.)
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Blindgreed1 - 11-25-2014
(11-24-2014, 11:43 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(11-24-2014, 03:04 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Put the Wolfshiem CD on repeat and break out the cutting tools. It's gonna be a long night.
The cheeky bastard dodged the cutting tools; snuck out right after the pedicure.
Word has it, Rodman got outta rehab.
Celebration time...
(That sushi actually looks really good.)
That's fuckin awesome!
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Cutz - 11-25-2014
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Blindgreed1 - 11-25-2014
(11-25-2014, 11:13 AM)Cutz Wrote:
RE: Kim Jong Un wins election by a landslide!!! - Maggot - 11-25-2014
That fucker will probably lob a nuke because of that video. Good thing he's not Muslim!