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Fuck medical buildings - Maggot - 04-21-2014

I'm going in for a Goddamn Colonoscopy and they send me a book to fill out, then they say register online, then at the first meeting you fill out a 6 page thing, then when you go in they give you another one to fill out that covers all the other ones.

I went on-line and registered skipping every single question and at the end I said in the comments. "Fill out your own form ya lazy pricks, I've only filled this out 3 goddamn times and I'm not your fucking data entry bitch. Just shove the fucking camera up my diarrhea, hemorrhoid infested ass and give me a coffee, then send me on my fucking bowlegged way."
Call me with any questions
Maggot

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RE: Fuck medical buildings - crash - 04-21-2014

Yep. You're not getting any lube on the camera..

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RE: Fuck medical buildings - Duchess - 04-21-2014

Awesome that you're doing that. So many people blow off these types of screenings.

RE: Fuck medical buildings - ramseycat - 04-21-2014

(04-21-2014, 09:17 PM)crash Wrote: Yep. You're not getting any lube on the camera..

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I'm going in dry! HAHAHAHAHA

RE: Fuck medical buildings - aussiefriend - 04-22-2014

hah oh Maggot you are going to get it! Big time. You better change that attitude or you might not be given enough anaesthetic. ouch.

RE: Fuck medical buildings - Duchess - 04-22-2014



Good luck, Maggottyboo. I'm told the prep is worse than the procedure.

RE: Fuck medical buildings - SIXFOOTERsez - 04-22-2014

Ahh Yes, you might feel a slight pinch

RE: Fuck medical buildings - aussiefriend - 04-22-2014

Don't think of it as a medical procedure think of it more as the garden hose being shoved up your ass.

RE: Fuck medical buildings - Maggot - 04-22-2014

Why do I have to fill out the same frickin form 3 times? I think its busy work.

RE: Fuck medical buildings - Duchess - 04-22-2014

(04-22-2014, 09:32 AM)Maggot Wrote: Why do I have to fill out the same frickin form 3 times? I think its busy work.


I don't know why it's like that but you'd think in this day and age once would be enough.

RE: Fuck medical buildings - ramseycat - 04-22-2014

I think you should do The Carlton up and down the hall in your hospital gone blasting that song Happy by Pharrel Williams. It's the perfect song for The Carlton.

RE: Fuck medical buildings - Maggot - 04-22-2014

(04-22-2014, 10:12 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I think you should do The Carlton up and down the hall in your hospital gone blasting that song Happy by Pharrel Williams. It's the perfect song for The Carlton.

With or without the tube dangling from my ass?

RE: Fuck medical buildings - ramseycat - 04-22-2014

(04-22-2014, 10:36 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(04-22-2014, 10:12 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I think you should do The Carlton up and down the hall in your hospital gone blasting that song Happy by Pharrel Williams. It's the perfect song for The Carlton.

With or without the tube dangling from my ass?

Either way. Just make sure the tube is clean.

RE: Fuck medical buildings - Duchess - 04-22-2014



Aww Christ on a cracker. Is this evolving into poop?

RE: Fuck medical buildings - QueenBee - 04-22-2014

(04-22-2014, 11:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Aww Christ on a cracker. Is this evolving into poop?

Well, actually, it never evolved AWAY from being about poop. It started out being about paperwork for Maggot's upyerastomy, which is all about the poop.

RE: Fuck medical buildings - Maggot - 04-22-2014

(04-22-2014, 11:22 AM)QueenBee Wrote:
(04-22-2014, 11:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Aww Christ on a cracker. Is this evolving into poop?

Well, actually, it never evolved AWAY from being about poop. It started out being about paperwork for Maggot's upyerastomy, which is all about the poop.


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RE: Fuck medical buildings - Duchess - 04-22-2014

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RE: Fuck medical buildings - sally - 04-22-2014

Lets hope the Doc can make your ABL better while he's in there. Just remember it's probably going to get worse before it gets better.

RE: Fuck medical buildings - Maggot - 04-22-2014

(04-22-2014, 01:42 PM)sally Wrote: Lets hope the Doc can make your ABL better while he's in there. Just remember it's probably going to get worse before it gets better.

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RE: Fuck medical buildings - Blindgreed1 - 04-22-2014

I wondered what Courtney Love had been up to lately.