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IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Duchess - 04-28-2014
It's a beautiful day. I had a plan for the day but I shot it to hell. It's much too nice to be doing things I should be doing. I'm going to do what I want today and you can too.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Duchess - 04-28-2014
Y'all should seize the day. Grab it & growl.
That might be Sally's stomach you hear growling.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - ramseycat - 04-28-2014
We are in the path of some storms. Supposed to get 3-5 inches of rain between tonight and Wednesday. Great. The backyard will be a swamp and the dogs will be filthy. Ima a little pissy today.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - aussiefriend - 04-28-2014
I bought a fire pit for the outdoors, I sit on the outdoor garden swing and just watch the fire. It's very relaxing. I should be studying for an exam, but it was a beautiful day and it's going to rain all week so I made the most of it.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - ramseycat - 04-28-2014
I want to get a fire pit for the deck.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - FAHQTOO - 04-28-2014
I played hooky today...fuck work, who needs it anyways?
It's going to rain all week. Somebody build an Ark.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - ramseycat - 04-28-2014
I'm being kinda lazy. I started the dishwasher and put in a load of wash. Tidied up the kitchen. But that's about it. It's gray and yucky out. I feel like taking a nap.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Duchess - 04-28-2014
The rain hasn't made it here yet so I've been doing things outside. I went for a ride, pushed the mower a little, did some tree trimming. Zoom Zoom. Now I'm jonesin' for a calzone but I'll probably settle for an antipasto. It's too early for dinner, isn't it.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Maggot - 04-28-2014
I had an itch on my toe so I took my shoe off and scratched it.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Duchess - 04-28-2014
Thank you for not farting.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Nickdaflameperson - 04-29-2014
I am still at work, did nothing today, the funny part is that they think I did everything as supposed, so I guess I followed by letter the whole idea of yours, of doing nothing, other than what the things we want to do. I still have 20 minutes before I go, if I hurry up, maybe I'll be able to convice myself I did something after all...lol.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Nickdaflameperson - 04-29-2014
Update...have to double check my grammar...I sound very similar as a meow would...lol.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Maggot - 04-29-2014
(04-29-2014, 09:21 AM)Nickdaflameperson Wrote: Update...have to double check my grammar...I sound very similar as a meow would...lol.
Fucking pussy!
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - HairOfTheDog - 04-29-2014
(04-29-2014, 09:21 AM)Nickdaflameperson Wrote: Update...have to double check my grammar...I sound very similar as a meow would...lol.
No worries, Nick.
We're just like one big happy family...
![[Image: Mother_Firefly,_Rufus,_Otis_and_Baby.png]](http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130710045702/headhuntershorrorhouse/images/7/7b/Mother_Firefly,_Rufus,_Otis_and_Baby.png)
No one's gonna come gunnin' for you over atrocious grammar or anything. Really.
Meow, meow - here pussycat...lol.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Maggot - 04-29-2014
Google chrome is different.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - HairOfTheDog - 04-29-2014
??
Sorry Otis, you lost me.
Does the family portrait look different in another browser?
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - Nickdaflameperson - 04-29-2014
(04-29-2014, 09:37 AM)Maggot Wrote:(04-29-2014, 09:21 AM)Nickdaflameperson Wrote: Update...have to double check my grammar...I sound very similar as a meow would...lol.
Fucking pussy!
hahahaha, I'll have to make thread of this one, cause in some cases, the only exit is to be a pussy when you don't have the intelligence (the coolness) or write skills that could support the message you want to pass through.
Remember some movies that were mystery and total frightening but without a single blood in them?. Well, I have just experienced such a movie in virtual ground and since it was not vent, flame or mock or anything near cool, I'll elaborate in another thread how some sites are so dangerous whilst they hide behind visions of one love and thoughts, controlled entirely by community, without a trace of Administration or moderation, that I am sure the community there has driven people to commit suicide ...the Net is dangerous...so main idea is that am glad am a pussy and came here...hehehe.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - FAHQTOO - 04-29-2014
(04-29-2014, 11:51 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(04-29-2014, 09:21 AM)Nickdaflameperson Wrote: Update...have to double check my grammar...I sound very similar as a meow would...lol.
No worries, Nick.
We're just like one big happy family...
No one's gonna come gunnin' for you over atrocious grammar or anything. Really.
Meow, meow - here pussycat...lol.
The first thing that came to mind was the CREEPY rotten toothed clown.
Thanks for tonights nightmares, HotD.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - HairOfTheDog - 04-29-2014
Sorry, FAHQTOO.
No fear, though. Captain Spaulding only appears in dreams with very big women, old porn stars, and cops on a mission. You're safe.
Still, if he approaches you and asks for your keys, best not to turn your back -- just hand them over, grab the grand-daughter, and wave good-bye to your car.
P.s. I can't listen to "Freebird" anymore without picturing the last scene of the movie, damn it.
RE: IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK - FAHQTOO - 04-29-2014
(04-29-2014, 05:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Sorry, FAHQTOO.
No fear, though. Captain Spaulding only appears in dreams with very big women, old porn stars, and cops on a mission. You're safe.
Still, if he approaches you and asks for your keys, best not to turn your back -- just hand them over, grab the grand-daughter, and wave good-bye to your car.
P.s. I can't listen to "Freebird" anymore without picturing the last scene of the movie, damn it.
I'm not opening it. I'm busy.
