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She is very "Happy" - Maggot - 04-28-2014

I chuckled because I'm a sick bitch.
Courtney Sanford had just posted Facebook note saying Pharrell’s ‘Happy’ song made her happy when she hit truck head-on in High Point. She also was snapping selfies as she drove.


Happy link


RE: She is very "Happy" - Duchess - 04-28-2014



I have no sympathy for those who get killed while texting or taking selfies or any of the myriad of stupid things people do behind the wheel. They are too stupid to live.

I understand that is a very pissy thing to say after hearing of someone's death but it's how I feel.



RE: She is very "Happy" - Donovan - 04-28-2014

Clap along, if you feel like your head just went though the sun roof!


RE: She is very "Happy" - Blindgreed1 - 04-28-2014

hahhah
(04-28-2014, 02:27 PM)Donovan Wrote: Clap along, if you feel like your head just went though the sun roof!



RE: She is very "Happy" - SIXFOOTERsez - 04-28-2014

(04-28-2014, 02:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I have no sympathy for those who get killed while texting or taking selfies or any of the myriad of stupid things people do behind the wheel. They are too stupid to live.

I understand that is a very pissy thing to say after hearing of someone's death but it's how I feel.

I don't think there is a damn thing Pissy about it at all. People do all kinds of stupid shit while they are supposed to be driving.
Lost count of how many times I have damn near been hit by some asshole reading the paper, eating cereal, doing crossword puzzles, putting on makeup, eyeliner, yapping on the phone.....

Here is an example:
Couple years ago I was coming back up I95 through Miami with a trailer loaded with equipment. 4 pm or so. I am center lane easing along close to the speed limit and there are 3 or 4 18 wheelers in the right lane. Suddenly I see a small car pop out from in between 2 of them and then go back in, this was just ahead of me and 2 lanes over. I get a feeling and get off the gas. Then, Here she comes, flying out into traffic, spins 3 or 4 times and ends up sliding backwards right in front of me. I am on the brakes, checking mirrors hopping I an not about to get rammed and she is about 5 feet in front of me, Still on the phone, no hands on the steering wheel!
I can read her lips, she is screaming Oh My God, I just about got killed!
I have to sit there until she can get her POS restarted and back up far enough for me to get past her.


If your operating a machine that weighs a couple thousand lbs, pay attention to what the fuck you are doing!
It ain't that complicated


RE: She is very "Happy" - Blindgreed1 - 04-28-2014

(04-28-2014, 03:19 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote:
(04-28-2014, 02:06 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I have no sympathy for those who get killed while texting or taking selfies or any of the myriad of stupid things people do behind the wheel. They are too stupid to live.

I understand that is a very pissy thing to say after hearing of someone's death but it's how I feel.

I don't think there is a damn thing Pissy about it at all. People do all kinds of stupid shit while they are supposed to be driving.
Lost count of how many times I have damn near been hit by some asshole reading the paper, eating cereal, doing crossword puzzles, putting on makeup, eyeliner, yapping on the phone.....

Here is an example:
Couple years ago I was coming back up I95 through Miami with a trailer loaded with equipment. 4 pm or so. I am center lane easing along close to the speed limit and there are 3 or 4 18 wheelers in the right lane. Suddenly I see a small car pop out from in between 2 of them and then go back in, this was just ahead of me and 2 lanes over. I get a feeling and get off the gas. Then, Here she comes, flying out into traffic, spins 3 or 4 times and ends up sliding backwards right in front of me. I am on the brakes, checking mirrors hopping I an not about to get rammed and she is about 5 feet in front of me, Still on the phone, no hands on the steering wheel!
I can read her lips, she is screaming Oh My God, I just about got killed!
I have to sit there until she can get her POS restarted and back up far enough for me to get past her.


If your operating a machine that weighs a couple thousand lbs, pay attention to what the fuck you are doing!
It ain't that complicated
We need to take the warnings off of products. Like paint. If you want to eat it, go ahead. Feed it to your dumb ass kids too. The gene pool is being diluted with mouth breathing morons.


RE: She is very "Happy" - crash - 04-28-2014

(04-28-2014, 05:05 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: We need to take the warnings off of products. Like paint. If you want to eat it, go ahead. Feed it to your dumb ass kids too. The gene pool is being diluted with mouth breathing morons.

You got my vote..


RE: She is very "Happy" - Blindgreed1 - 04-28-2014

(04-28-2014, 05:47 PM)crash Wrote:
(04-28-2014, 05:05 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: We need to take the warnings off of products. Like paint. If you want to eat it, go ahead. Feed it to your dumb ass kids too. The gene pool is being diluted with mouth breathing morons.

You got my vote..
I stole that from comedian Chris Porter. If you haven't seen his stand up yet, I highly recommend it.