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- LuMPyPussy - 10-12-2009
I found this as an app for my iphone and got several good laughs from it after reading for just a few minutes.
Quote:Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FMLhttp://www.fmylife.com/
- Duchess - 10-12-2009
::lmao::This one made me laugh& laugh.
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
- Duchess - 10-12-2009
Oops, I did something wrong...WTF
- BROTHER - 10-12-2009
Duchess Wrote:Oops, I did something wrong...WTF::wait::nobody to follow?
- LuMPyPussy - 10-12-2009
Well, I've had enough of this fucking idiot. I'm going to be a sheeple and put her on ignore with the rest of the good members of Mock.
- BROTHER - 10-12-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Well, I've had enough of this fucking idiot. I'm going to be a sheeple and put her on ignore with the rest of the good members of Mock.YEA!
- sally - 10-12-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Well, I've had enough of this fucking idiot. I'm going to be a sheeple and put her on ignore with the rest of the good members of Mock.Me too. It's apparent thatall of her posts are going to besenseless inane bullshit.
- Cynical Ninja - 10-12-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Well, I've had enough of this fucking idiot. I'm going to be a sheeple and put her on ignore with the rest of the good members of Mock.
I think anybody with any sense has got the resident remedial retard on ignore.
It's not putting them off so far though, the name Brother is on the end of nearly every fucking thread on the forum now.
- BROTHER - 10-12-2009
sally Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Well, I've had enough of this fucking idiot. I'm going to be a sheeple and put her on ignore with the rest of the good members of Mock.Me too. It's apparent thatall of her posts are going to besenseless inane bullshit.
and so the "FLOCK" decide to put their forum controls on ignore and follow Lumpy to the dance floor where she teaches them a new 'Tap Dance Routine'......Ready Flock?
Great.........'Go Flock yourselves'.......and let Sally join in too.:?
[real=320,256]http://www.youtube.com/v/3sZmqsEvA7o&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1[/real]
- LuMPyPussy - 10-12-2009
Duchess Wrote:::lmao::This one made me laugh& laugh.That one made me laugh too, I can't imagine anything more horrifying or wildly funny to see happen to someone else.
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make
it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
- SyberBitch - 10-12-2009
Duchess Wrote:::lmao::This one made me laugh& laugh.OMFG!!!
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Yes, that is priceless. Sadly, the girl probably doesn't know how close she is to the truth. :
:- ramseycat - 10-12-2009
SyberBitch Wrote:Seriously. LOLDuchess Wrote:::lmao::This one made me laugh& laugh.OMFG!!!
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Yes, that is priceless. Sadly, the girl probably doesn't know how close she is to the truth. :
- SyberBitch - 10-12-2009
ramseycat Wrote:New campaign to end teen pregnancy.... pictures of women shitting themselves as they give birth, captioned "This could happen to YOU!"SyberBitch Wrote:Seriously. LOLDuchess Wrote:::lmao::This one made me laugh& laugh.OMFG!!!
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Yes, that is priceless. Sadly, the girl probably doesn't know how close she is to the truth. :
- D - 10-13-2009
SyberBitch Wrote:That could actually work! I'm for itramseycat Wrote:New campaign to end teen pregnancy.... pictures of women shitting themselves as they give birth, captioned "This could happen to YOU!"SyberBitch Wrote:Seriously. LOLDuchess Wrote:::lmao::This one made me laugh& laugh.OMFG!!!
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Yes, that is priceless. Sadly, the girl probably doesn't know how close she is to the truth. :
Better than watching that stupid "Miracle of Life" movie in Health class! I had to watch it 3 fucking times! (No I didn't fail Health, I switched schools... ugh, the shitiness of modern education)
- D - 10-13-2009
This one is so wrong its beyond wrong:
Quote:Today, after I have spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1⁄2 years, she confesses she's a mental patient who stole someone elses identity. She was telling the truth. FML
I can so see this happening to me:
Quote:Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
- SyberBitch - 10-13-2009
D Wrote:I can so see this happening to me:
Quote:Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML
Obviously, she didn't hit him hard enough. :;beat::
- D - 10-13-2009
OMFG!
Quote:Today, I found out my boyfriend had been cheating on me for 3 weeks. In retaliation, I threw a brick through the back window of the car he had apparently cheated in, when I thought he wasn't home and nobody was around to see it. Sadly, they were in the backseat then. I face assault charges now. FML
- ramseycat - 10-13-2009
SyberBitch Wrote:I bet that would work.ramseycat Wrote:New campaign to end teen pregnancy.... pictures of women shitting themselves as they give birth, captioned "This could happen to YOU!"SyberBitch Wrote:Seriously. LOLDuchess Wrote:::lmao::This one made me laugh& laugh.OMFG!!!
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Yes, that is priceless. Sadly, the girl probably doesn't know how close she is to the truth. :
- SyberBitch - 10-13-2009
D Wrote:OMFG!LOL!!
Quote:Today, I found out my boyfriend had been cheating on me for 3 weeks. In retaliation, I threw a brick through the back window of the car he had apparently cheated in, when I thought he wasn't home and nobody was around to see it. Sadly, they were in the backseat then. I face assault charges now. FML
Damned shame they caught her! Cheatin ass people.
- Maggot - 10-15-2009
That site is a pip!
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML