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- OnBendedKnee - 03-20-2009
As intriguing as your introductions were, I believe there may be more to you.
Introduce yourself.
- Middle Finger - 03-20-2009
Intriguing? You've had too many donuts.
- OnBendedKnee - 03-20-2009
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Intriguing? You've had too many donuts.
I like my humor dry and my donuts moist.
- Lady Cop - 03-20-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Intriguing? You've had too many donuts.shaddap with the fucking donuts. :;box::
- Jurassic - 03-20-2009
Basically, show MF your tits and he will be as happy as Larry ::banana::
- Sinister - 03-20-2009
If she bites on this hook, let's see how long it takes her to figure out who I was at <pukegagheave> FG.
Here ya go, OBK...
- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009
Sinister Wrote:If she bites on this hook, let's see how long it takes her to figure out who I was at <pukegagheave> FG.Hey BR how you doing ::thumbs::
Here ya go, OBK...
- OnBendedKnee - 03-20-2009
A couple of those I don't know whether to savor and consume or make sweet, sweet love too (I'm especially looking at the one in the lower left of our screen. . .).
But, I digress. This is . . .
Who's thread is this supposed to be for again?!
- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009
Jurassic Wrote:Basically, show MF your tits and he will be as happy as Larry ::banana::You couldn't handle my tits::bigg::
- Duchess - 03-20-2009
I've got the munchies
- Middle Finger - 03-20-2009
Jurassic Wrote:Basically, show MF your tits and he will be as happy as Larry ::banana::
How Jurassic your senior citizen discount card and he'll be as erect as a hamster watching OP bend over.
- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:As intriguing as your introductions were, I believe there may be more to you.Fuck me didn't i do that already twice:?
Introduce yourself.
- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009
Duchess Wrote:I've got the munchiesMm me too ....Onion rings (crisps) or a Kebab...i can't decide.
- LuMPyPussy - 03-20-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Intriguing? You've had too many donuts.
She's got big tits.
Like her now?
- OnBendedKnee - 03-20-2009
[user=163]Freak magnet[/user] wrote:
Quote:OnBendedKnee Wrote:As intriguing as your introductions were, I believe there may be more to you.Fuck me didn't i do that already twice:?
Introduce yourself.
Yes, and miserably both times.
In your case I'd wager three times a charm.
Where do you live? (Generally, of course)
Bra? Braless?
Pillows under the cheeks and face?
That's a pretty decent place to start...
- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=163]Freak magnet[/user] wrote:London.
Quote:OnBendedKnee Wrote:As intriguing as your introductions were, I believe there may be more to you.Fuck me didn't i do that already twice:?
Introduce yourself.
Yes, and miserably both times.
In your case I'd wager three times a charm.
Where do you live? (Generally, of course)
Bra? Braless?
Pillows under the cheeks and face?
That's a pretty decent place to start...
Braless.
Nope , no Horse bag ...yet..maybe in a couple of years.
pass.
- OnBendedKnee - 03-20-2009
London?
That would have also instantly answered questions two and three.
- Freak magnet - 03-20-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:London?You know me so well already::bigg::
That would have also instantly answered questions two and three.
- Jurassic - 03-20-2009
Are you a real Cockney ?
- Middle Finger - 03-20-2009
Freak magnet Wrote:Jurassic Wrote:Basically, show MF your tits and he will be as happy as Larry ::banana::You couldn't handle my tits::bigg::
:shock:
