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When's the last time you shit your pants? - Blindgreed1 - 07-24-2014
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Midwest Spy - 07-24-2014
George Brett was the best hitter in baseball for a solid 5 years at one time in his career.
I sat in the Royals radio booth at old Metropolitan Stadium in 1978 for a game vs my Twinks (my step-moms sister had shagged one of their announcers).
What a lineup: Brett, Amos Otis, Hal MacRae, Frank White, etc, and man, could they pitch.
Brett hit for average and had power, too.
When he took Gossage deep and the ump overturned it, that was a moment I'll never forget.
I knew he'd had issues with hemmorhoids, and maybe that's loosened his sphincter?
I didn't need to know about all the times he's shit his pants.
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Blindgreed1 - 07-24-2014
(07-24-2014, 06:01 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: George Brett was the best hitter in baseball for a solid 5 years at one time in his career.This came up because 31 years ago today, he lost his shit in a game with the Yankees: http://m.mlb.com/video/v3180386/kcnyy-george-brett-and-the-pine-tar-incident/?c_id=mlb&partnerId=as_mlb_20140724_28349556
I sat in the Royals radio booth at old Metropolitan Stadium in 1978 for a game vs my Twinks (my step-moms sister had shagged one of their announcers).
What a lineup: Brett, Amos Otis, Hal MacRae, Frank White, etc, and man, could they pitch.
Brett hit for average and had power, too.
When he took Gossage deep and the ump overturned it, that was a moment I'll never forget.
I knew he'd had issues with hemmorhoids, and maybe that's loosened his sphincter?
I didn't need to know about all the times he's shit his pants.
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Duchess - 07-24-2014
I'm laughing my ass off. Oh my god that's awful.
Please, God, please don't ever let me poop my pants. I will fuckin' die, die right on the spot.
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Blindgreed1 - 07-24-2014
(07-24-2014, 06:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:I've trusted a few farts I shouldn't have.
I'm laughing my ass off. Oh my god that's awful.
Please, God, please don't ever let me poop my pants. I will fuckin' die, die right on the spot.
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Carsman - 07-24-2014
(07-24-2014, 06:49 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(07-24-2014, 06:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:I've trusted a few farts I shouldn't have.
I'm laughing my ass off. Oh my god that's awful.
Please, God, please don't ever let me poop my pants. I will fuckin' die, die right on the spot.
Actually, that's what the definition of a surprise is: It's a fart with a lump in it!
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Maggot - 07-25-2014
I have 2 Brett cards. They were worth about 70.00 each a few years ago. They are in great shape fresh from an unopened pile of packs I picked up 8 yrs ago. Still have 3 unopened left they're minis. I think they were 74 Topps minis.
OOPS they are a 75's......
![[Image: 1975m-228a.jpg]](http://www.baseball-cards.com/jpgs/7/1975m-228a.jpg)
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Blindgreed1 - 07-25-2014
(07-25-2014, 10:01 AM)Maggot Wrote: I have 2 Brett cards. They were worth about 70.00 each a few years ago. They are in great shape fresh from an unopened pile of packs I picked up 8 yrs ago. Still have 3 unopened left they're minis. I think they were 74 Topps minis.You should put that shit in a snap case.
OOPS they are a 75's......
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Maggot - 07-25-2014
They're is my book, I should send them to be graded good centering on both. I bet a good 9
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Blindgreed1 - 07-25-2014
(07-25-2014, 12:25 PM)Maggot Wrote: They're is my book, I should send them to be graded good centering on both. I bet a good 9It will up the value and they'll put it in a propper snap case.
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Maggot - 07-25-2014
Put your nuts in a snapcase blueberry balls!
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Blindgreed1 - 07-25-2014
(07-25-2014, 02:30 PM)Maggot Wrote: Put your nuts in a snapcase blueberry balls!Dude... That's harsh.
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Maggot - 07-25-2014
(07-25-2014, 03:13 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(07-25-2014, 02:30 PM)Maggot Wrote: Put your nuts in a snapcase blueberry balls!Dude... That's harsh.
Dammit! You should at least try it before getting all critical about it. snapper lips.
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Blindgreed1 - 07-25-2014
(07-25-2014, 04:08 PM)Maggot Wrote:No I meant the "blueberry balls" part.(07-25-2014, 03:13 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(07-25-2014, 02:30 PM)Maggot Wrote: Put your nuts in a snapcase blueberry balls!Dude... That's harsh.
Dammit! You should at least try it before getting all critical about it. snapper lips.
RE: When's the last time you shit your pants? - Maggot - 07-25-2014
I only said it because I picked a bucket of blueberries today. That was a bother because I was getting eaten by mosquitoes until I gave up and my foot stepped in something mushy.