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Death row last meal - sally - 08-20-2014

What would you order?

In reality I'd probably decline and just ask for an espresso since they won't give you alcohol anymore. But if I had to pick, it would be escargot in wine and butter with French bread to soak up the sauce and raw oysters with lemon and tabasco.

RE: Death row last meal - ramseycat - 08-20-2014

Probably steak and lobster.

RE: Death row last meal - Duchess - 08-21-2014



I want boardwalk fries & onion rings, a fish sammich with tarter sauce, large chocolate shake. The wife of a trainer I know makes a rum cake that makes my mouth drooly just thinking about it, I want that too.

Once I start feeling hungry I'll probably think of way more things to add to that list.

RE: Death row last meal - Cutz - 08-21-2014

I'll take one
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and two bags of
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with a half gallon of milk.

RE: Death row last meal - Carsman - 08-21-2014

I would want to order prime rib, broccoli, sweet corn, twice baked potato, green snap peas, double fudge chocolate cake, and absolutely having it in a country where I could not be extradited! hah

RE: Death row last meal - sally - 08-21-2014

(08-21-2014, 05:56 AM)Cutz Wrote: I'll take one
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and two bags of
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with a half gallon of milk.

No one can accuse you of being a pain in the ass. They probably already have that stuff right at the commissary.

RE: Death row last meal - QueenBee - 08-21-2014

Crab legs, lobster tail, a few raw clams on the half shell. And a slice of pizza, and some Mountain Dew

RE: Death row last meal - HairOfTheDog - 08-21-2014

I guess I'd have a New York steak + a baked potato with sour cream, chives, and cheese + an avocado with a little balsamic, and a scoop of Rocky Road ice cream.

If I couldn't have a large glass of Cabernet with my meal, I'd have water and a cup of black coffee.

RE: Death row last meal - Duchess - 08-21-2014



If I was preparing to die I think I'd rather have some drugs than food.

RE: Death row last meal - sally - 08-21-2014

I just read in Florida you can't go over 40 bucks, no fast food and it has to be prepared in the prison kitchen. Fucking bums.

RE: Death row last meal - sally - 08-21-2014

(08-21-2014, 11:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:

If I was preparing to die I think I'd rather have some drugs than food.

Me too. They used to allow alcohol, but the public complained hah.

RE: Death row last meal - Duchess - 08-21-2014



I think you'll see most states following suit.

RE: Death row last meal - Duchess - 08-21-2014



Oops. Failure to quote.

RE: Death row last meal - Duchess - 08-21-2014

(08-21-2014, 11:42 AM)sally Wrote: Me too. They used to allow alcohol, but the public complained hah.


I probably wouldn't complain unless it was Jodi.

RE: Death row last meal - Maggot - 08-21-2014

I might ask what the victim ate last and ask for that.

RE: Death row last meal - FAHQTOO - 08-21-2014

My Moms Beef Stroganoff.

A great big pot of it. I would eat until I puked, and then eat some more until it was gone.

RE: Death row last meal - Blindgreed1 - 08-21-2014

(08-20-2014, 06:54 PM)sally Wrote: What would you order?

In reality I'd probably decline and just ask for an espresso since they won't give you alcohol anymore. But if I had to pick, it would be escargot in wine and butter with French bread to soak up the sauce and raw oysters with lemon and tabasco.
It moved...

RE: Death row last meal - Carsman - 08-24-2014

(08-21-2014, 11:43 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-21-2014, 11:42 AM)sally Wrote: Me too. They used to allow alcohol, but the public complained hah.


I probably wouldn't complain unless it was Jodi.


Jodi S/B sent "without having" a last meal, to butcher John! Wt