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G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - Duchess - 09-10-2014



Ever since I saw Sally call someone that I cannot get that expression out of my head. Mentally I've called at least a dozen people that since then and now all of you.

Just to be clear, you don't have to be fat for me to call you a fat fuck.

Happy humping. Blowing-kisses



RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - aussiefriend - 09-10-2014

G'day is aussie slang you skinny bitch


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - Duchess - 09-10-2014



I have too much junk in my trunk to be called skinny :(



RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - Duchess - 09-10-2014



...bitch is fine though.



RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - Cutz - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 05:47 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: G'day is aussie slang you skinny bitch
Don't take the piss, mate

You'll be knackered before bloomin breakfast.


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - ramseycat - 09-10-2014

'Sup


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - crash - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 06:05 AM)Cutz Wrote:
(09-10-2014, 05:47 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: G'day is aussie slang you skinny bitch
Don't take the piss, mate

You'll be knackered before bloomin breakfast.


Congratulations, you sound like a CN clone.


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - Cutz - 09-10-2014

Is he from Cairns too? I'm totally australian.

Crikey.


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - Midwest Spy - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 09:53 AM)Cutz Wrote: Is he from Cairns too? I'm totally australian.

Crikey.

Crash is Tasmanian and strongly dislikes you New South Wales idiots.


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - crash - 09-10-2014

Listening skills was never your strong point was it?


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - crash - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 09:53 AM)Cutz Wrote: Is he from Cairns too? I'm totally australian.

Crikey.

No, he's a cranky little British moron from somewhere around Newcastle upon Tyne.


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - Midwest Spy - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 04:59 PM)crash Wrote: Listening skills was never your strong point was it?

Crash , you know that I know that you know my geography (and more importantly my listening) skills are top-notch.

You're obviously from Brisbane.


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - crash - 09-10-2014

What was that theory about a monkey at keyboard randomly bashing keys will eventually make a correct sentence?


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - aussiefriend - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 05:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: You're obviously from Brisbane.

pronounced Briz-bayne


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - Cutz - 09-11-2014

I have a secret to tell you guys.


I'm not Australian.


RE: G'DAY YA FAT FUCK - Midwest Spy - 09-11-2014

(09-11-2014, 10:23 AM)Cutz Wrote: I have a secret to tell you guys.


I'm not Australian.

What if the Beatles had used those two lines?

Do you want to know a secret?

Do-da-do

I'm not an Aussie prick...

Do-da-do