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- Middle Finger - 03-18-2009
I just wanted to say that I recognize my great qualities, and one of them is that I fully love and appreciate dogs.
- D - 03-18-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:I just wanted to say that I recognize my great qualities, and one of them is that I fully love and appreciate dogs.And yourself of course. ::bigg::
- Middle Finger - 03-18-2009
D Wrote:I can agree with that.Middle Finger Wrote:I just wanted to say that I recognize my great qualities, and one of them is that I fully love and appreciate dogs.And yourself of course. ::bigg::
- Cynical Ninja - 03-18-2009
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:I just wanted to say that I recognize my great qualities, and one of them is that I fully love and appreciate "talking" dogs.
Fixed for you again.
- Duchess - 03-18-2009
D, are you saying he loves himself or are you calling him a dawg ?...Be careful of how you answer that, it may effect this infatuation thing I've got going on.
- LuMPyPussy - 03-18-2009
Duchess Wrote:D, are you saying he loves himself or are you calling him a dawg ?...Be careful of how you answer that, it may effect this infatuation thing I've got going on.I think he's saying that Frank fully loves and appreciates himself.
- Duchess - 03-18-2009
Whew
- Middle Finger - 03-18-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:Fixed for YOU.
Quote:I just wanted to say that I recognize my great qualities, and one of them is that I fully love and appreciate dogs.I'm an unstable dumbass.
- D - 03-18-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Ding Ding Ding, Johnny we have a winner...Duchess Wrote:D, are you saying he loves himself or are you calling him a dawg ?...Be careful of how you answer that, it may effect this infatuation thing I've got going on.I think he's saying that Frank fully loves and appreciates himself.
- OnBendedKnee - 03-18-2009
Dogs are wonderful companions, but a lesson I learned from a Sheriff canine handler is that if something were to happen to him, such as death- the German Sheppard would, within a couple of weeks, accept the new owner/handler as his own.
It is the person who feeds the dog that buys the dog's affection and loyality.
That was tough to want to accept as it is easy to want to personalize a dog's "feelings" as human, but from his experience coupled with talking to others, I suppose it must be true.
- Cynical Ninja - 03-18-2009
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:Fixed for YOU.
Quote:I just wanted to say that I recognize my great qualities, and one of them is that I fully love and appreciate dogs.I'm an unstable dumbass.
I'm not the one having demented one sided conversations with his doggy.
- OnBendedKnee - 03-18-2009
Nothing wrong to talking to your dog. It's only when the dog talks back there is a potential issue.
- Cynical Ninja - 03-18-2009
[user=90]OnBendedKnee[/user] wrote:
Quote:It's only when the dog talks back there is a potential issue.
This is what MF believes fully with his human brain.
My psychologist would love to have a word with MF, she says he has so many hidden issues she could retire after addressing them all.
- sally - 03-18-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Dogs are wonderful companions, but a lesson I learned from a Sheriff canine handler is that if something were to happen to him, such as death- the German Sheppard would, within a couple of weeks, accept the new owner/handler as his own.
Wrong again OBK ::laugh:: I inherited my dads 12 year old whitegerman shepard when he died, and that damn dogwould take off every day and walk for miles to the ware house that my dad worked at. He did this for about6 months. He walked with my dad to work everyday and knew the route. He just gave up one day and died a year later. Rest in Peace LB :(
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- Middle Finger - 03-18-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=90]OnBendedKnee[/user] wrote:
Quote:It's only when the dog talks back there is a potential issue.
This is what MF believes fully with his human brain.
My psychologist would love to have a word with MF, she says he has so many hidden issues she could retire after addressing them all.
My dog "talks" to me in dog language, you dope. Sounds, cries, barks, body language ... it's a complex web of communication due to how socially and emotionally intelligent they can be. I believe my dog is unusually strong in this arena.
I'm sorry you are so used to hamsters. I can see how your view is so limited when all you do is raise and shove hamsters up your ass. They are as emotionally responsive and communicative as a carrot.
A grown man who plays with hamsters and goes to a psychologist judging and advising me on my communication with a dog. Thanks. Thanks, I needed useless input. I hope your psychologists bites your dick off the next time she goes down on you while cheating on your out of wedlock spawn-producing bitch of a girlfriend.
- Cynical Ninja - 03-18-2009
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:My dog "talks" to me in dog language, you dope. Sounds, cries, barks, body language ... it's a complex web of communication due to how socially and emotionally intelligent they can be. I believe my dog is unusually strong in this arena.
::bs::
You said your dog sounded like he was trying to form human words and phrases with the noises he was making, that he sounded like he was literally "talking".
This is what you said you selective memory loving fuckwit, don't try and go back on it now you fucking liar, I will just dig out the post you made to prove what a fucking liar you are greaseball.
- Middle Finger - 03-18-2009
Yes, his drawn out emotional sounds, expressions, and body language combined sometimes sounds like he is trying to talk. He does this when I ask him certain things or talk to him softly as I pet him. He's very emotional.
You have zero experience with this because you raise rats in a habitrail, you dope.
- SyberBitch - 03-18-2009
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Dogs are wonderful companions, but a lesson I learned from a Sheriff canine handler is that if something were to happen to him, such as death- the German Sheppard would, within a couple of weeks, accept the new owner/handler as his own.You could just as easily replace 'dog' with 'man' and be as accurate.
It is the person who feeds the dog that buys the dog's affection and loyality.
That was tough to want to accept as it is easy to want to personalize a dog's "feelings" as human, but from his experience coupled with talking to others, I suppose it must be true.
Well nearly. It depends on the dog. Some breeds are the 'for life' type of dog and they bond with one person. Others will bond with anyone who will take care of them.- LuMPyPussy - 03-18-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Yes, his drawn out emotional sounds, expressions, and body language combined sometimes sounds like he is trying to talk. He does this when I ask him certain things or talk to him softly as I pet him. He's very emotional.
You have zero experience with this because you raise rats in a habitrail, you dope.
From Wikipedia:
Anthropomorphism is the attribution of uniquely Frank-like characteristics to non-human creatures and beings such as his dog... Subjects for anthropomorphism commonly include animals and plants depicted as creatures with human motivation able to reason and converse...
Frankseems to have an innate capacity to project human characteristics in this way. Evidence from art and artifacts suggests it is a long-held propensity that can be dated back to his childhood. Most cultures, even the Italian one,possess a long-standing fable tradition with anthropomorphised animals as characters that can stand as commonly recognised types of human behaviour. The use of such literature to draw moral conclusions can be highly complex if Frank ever bothered to think about it.
Within these terms,Frank has more recently been identified as having an equivalent opposite propensity to deny common traits with other species⿿most particularly apes⿿as part of a feeling that humans are unique and special unless they're the First Lady. This tendency has been referred to as Anthropodenial by primatologist Frans de Waal.
- Cynical Ninja - 03-19-2009
[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:He does this when I ask him certain things
::nuts::::doh::
Yes having conversations with your dog is perfectly normal greaseball.
::nuts::