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Be careful Aussiebitch - Maggot - 09-29-2014
co-worker head lopper
In a bizarre coincidence, a fired Oklahoma City nursing home employee was arrested Friday after a co-worker reported he threatened to cut her head off.
Jacob Mugambi Muriithi, 30, is being held in the Oklahoma County jail on a terrorism complaint. His bail is set at $1 million.
I don't think you work in a nursing home but be careful of these nutcases.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - username - 09-29-2014
She's so dead...complaining about her co-workers speaking in their native tongue. I hope they tape it. All that Botox, she probably won't even look surprised or anything.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - Maggot - 09-29-2014
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RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - username - 09-29-2014
Ow! That looks like it hurt!
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - Maggot - 09-29-2014
Only until the drugs kicked in and the music started.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - cannongal - 09-29-2014
(09-29-2014, 11:19 AM)Maggot Wrote: co-worker head lopper
In a bizarre coincidence, a fired Oklahoma City nursing home employee was arrested Friday after a co-worker reported he threatened to cut her head off.
Jacob Mugambi Muriithi, 30, is being held in the Oklahoma County jail on a terrorism complaint. His bail is set at $1 million.
I don't think you work in a nursing home but be careful of these nutcases.
Glad to see it labeled as terrorism this time.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - aussiefriend - 10-03-2014
(09-29-2014, 11:25 AM)username Wrote: She's so dead...complaining about her co-workers speaking in their native tongue. I hope they tape it. All that Botox, she probably won't even look surprised or anything.
No User, you have your 'fuck me' shoes and I have my botox! the best part I paid $400 I got $215 back from my health fund, even better they have an app that you take a picture of and send to them, you just get a cheque in the mail.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - aussiefriend - 11-05-2014
I don't think it was all that great now
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - Duchess - 11-05-2014
That's wild, that's what Ramsey said too.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - SIXFOOTERsez - 11-05-2014
Why?
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - aussiefriend - 11-05-2014
Because there are still lines there and it didn't do much area and I can move my face. It's not frozen that's why.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - ramseycat - 11-05-2014
I don't want my face frozen. I go back tomorrow for a check and a tweak so we will see. On Friday, I'm having a laser facial. Now that is supposed to really shows results. Again, we will see.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - Maggot - 11-05-2014
I floss and brush twice, I hope to never get my face frozen again.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - Carsman - 11-05-2014
Years ago, my car got stuck at the foot of a hill in a monstrous WIND/ICE/SNOW storm. That was about 4 blocks from my house. The car wasn't going anywhere it was so slippery, I left it on the side of the road. So I walked up the hill on my hands and feet to get a footing. It took at least 20 minutes to go those 4 blocks.
When I got home, my face was FROZEN!
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - Maggot - 11-05-2014
I took Viagra once and my penis was FROZEN.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - aussiefriend - 11-05-2014
that information may have helped last year Maggot, but it's too late. I got sick of him.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - username - 11-06-2014
(11-05-2014, 07:54 PM)ramseycat Wrote: On Friday, I'm having a laser facial.
There are about a dozen different types of lasers they can use on your face, bubblegum. Which procedure are you having done?
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RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - Duchess - 11-06-2014
Ramsey, you might want to make sure you haven't got anything to do for a few days after it. My Mom had a laser treatment, I don't know if it was like yours, she did it right at Christmas time FFS and she looked like she was going up in flames, she was so red in the face.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - ramseycat - 11-06-2014
I have to wait until December 2nd because I'm on antibiotics. I got a tweaking of the Botox today though. I forgot to get the Latisse.
RE: Be careful Aussiebitch - username - 11-06-2014
(11-06-2014, 12:38 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I have to wait until December 2nd because I'm on antibiotics. I got a tweaking of the Botox today though. I forgot to get the Latisse.
Blah, blah, blah...answering the fucking question already! What type of laser treatment are you getting, brick head?