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HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - Duchess - 10-27-2014
Rise & shine, Mockers. It's going to be a great day.
We are in the last week of October. Next week at this time we'll be in the holiday season.
I'm not reading any news this morning. I want to hang on to my happy demeanor.
Happy Monday, Fuck Face.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - thekid65 - 10-27-2014
You're correct on this occasion. I'm off today, so it IS a happy Monday.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - ramseycat - 10-27-2014
Fuck both of you in the ass. Hard.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - Duchess - 10-27-2014
I hope you get laid soon.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - thekid65 - 10-27-2014
I assume that "hope" applies to me as well? I'm deserving, as I'm much more amicable today.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - Duchess - 10-27-2014
(10-27-2014, 09:44 AM)thekid65 Wrote: I assume that "hope" applies to me as well? I'm deserving, as I'm much more amicable today.
Absolutely! Frankly, I'm surprised you're still single.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - thekid65 - 10-27-2014
Tough meeting the ladies these days. 49 years old, I don't go out partying...not too many hotties at the golf course...keep getting turned down by HotD. Sigh...poor me...lol
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - sally - 10-27-2014
You need to find a hobby other than golf, you're never going to meet a woman over there. The bowling alley would even be better.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - thekid65 - 10-27-2014
Really in no big rush...if something happens to cum along, then so be it. Not losing sleep over it, that's for sure.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - ramseycat - 10-27-2014
You're all assholes.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - sally - 10-27-2014
Don't be mad at me because the last time you were able to get laid was with the hot chocolate boy 6 years ago.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - thekid65 - 10-27-2014
(10-27-2014, 10:44 AM)ramseycat Wrote: You're all assholes.
Shaddup and get your ass to work.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - ramseycat - 10-27-2014
(10-27-2014, 11:15 AM)thekid65 Wrote:(10-27-2014, 10:44 AM)ramseycat Wrote: You're all assholes.
Shaddup and get your ass to work.
I'm trying dammit. I love you guys. I can be a total bitch and no one gets offended.
I took a hydro this morning and now I feel better. I killed my back moving the furniture back in my room and office after he painter. Pain makes me cranky. And the painter came back this morning to put the doors back on. He is so fucking weird. I asked for am estimate on doing the kitchen and FR. If he wasn't so cheap and good, I would find someone else. He's WEIRD.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - sally - 10-27-2014
Perhaps you could fuck him? He'd probably go for it.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - ramseycat - 10-27-2014
Nooooooo. Ew. He's married anyway. And he's weird.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - Maggot - 10-27-2014
I put my tree up about 10 days before Christmas, it's gone 7 days after. It's the second time I go to church, Easter Sunday is the first time. Unless there's a funeral or wedding or something. I like the smell in church around Christmas, they use the good stuff.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - Duchess - 10-27-2014
A little more than two weeks? Aww hell no. Nononono. I am not busting my ass decorating to enjoy that shit for only two weeks. One tree is going up the week before Thanksgiving and none of this Christmas crap comes down before Epiphany.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - thekid65 - 10-27-2014
(10-27-2014, 12:08 PM)Maggot Wrote: I put my tree up about 10 days before Christmas, it's gone 7 days after. It's the second time I go to church, Easter Sunday is the first time. Unless there's a funeral or wedding or something. I like the smell in church around Christmas, they use the good stuff.
(10-27-2014, 12:11 PM)Duchess Wrote:
A little more than two weeks? Aww hell no. Nononono. I am not busting my ass decorating to enjoy that shit for only two weeks. One tree is going up the week before Thanksgiving and none of this Christmas crap comes down before Epiphany.
Wrong thread, this discussion belongs here
Jesusfuckingchrist...stay on topic people! Yeah, yeah...I know...aint gonna happen in this joint.
RE: HAPPY MONDAY, FUCK FACE - Maggot - 10-27-2014
I saw that and was thinking it should be in your thread.