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DRY VAGINAS - Duchess - 12-06-2014
Women in South & Central Africa as well as Indonesia are drying out their vaginas so that their men derive more pleasure from sex. It's a cultural belief that men find sex more pleasurable if the woman's vagina is dry.
To achieve dryness women are inserting chalk, sand, pulverized rock, paper, sponges, etc. into their vaginas before sex. They also douse their vaginas in detergents, alcohol & bleach and some women even "smoke out" their vaginas by standing over burning herbs.
...and here I thought smelling nice and having a tidy kitty was all that really mattered.
RE: DRY VAGINAS - username - 12-06-2014
I'd think kegel exercises would be better than a dry v-jay. Besides, forget the guy, I think that would hurt!
My kegel muscles are so well developed, I can pretty much dictate when I will allow my husband to depart. "Oh no you don't, mister, I'm not done with you yet".
RE: DRY VAGINAS - Duchess - 12-06-2014
I fixed it, HotD! Come back! Hahaha!
RE: DRY VAGINAS - username - 12-06-2014
(12-06-2014, 12:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I sawz it. She ate most of ur post!!!
RE: DRY VAGINAS - HairOfTheDog - 12-06-2014
Thanks for fixing my fuck-up, Duchess!
(12-06-2014, 12:37 PM)Duchess Wrote: some women even "smoke out" their vaginas by standing over burning herbs.
Aussie, don't try this one -- for safety purposes, it's not recommended for bearded ladies such as yourself.
RE: DRY VAGINAS - Duchess - 12-06-2014
It made me laugh!
RE: DRY VAGINAS - Cutz - 12-06-2014
I prefer a wet vagina for that not-rape feel.
RE: DRY VAGINAS - sally - 12-06-2014
(12-06-2014, 12:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Thanks for fixing my fuck-up, Duchess!
(12-06-2014, 12:37 PM)Duchess Wrote: some women even "smoke out" their vaginas by standing over burning herbs.
Aussie, don't try this one -- for safety purposes, it's not recommended for bearded ladies such as yourself.
I don't think Aussie or Ramsey have to worry about that, their vaginas are as dry as an old bag of trail mix.
RE: DRY VAGINAS - ramseycat - 12-06-2014
My kitty is tidy and wet when necessary. Sally's vag is so stretched out her juices leak out like a faucet.
RE: DRY VAGINAS - crash - 12-06-2014
Some Africans think cutting womens' clitori off is a good thing too.. Idiots.
I wonder what the plural of clitoris is? Or the collective noun?
A snappy of clits
A flap of clits
A head of clits
Hmmm
RE: DRY VAGINAS - Duchess - 12-06-2014
I kinda like a snappy of clits. It makes me think of snapping turtles.
RE: DRY VAGINAS - crash - 12-06-2014
A lick of clitori
RE: DRY VAGINAS - aussiefriend - 12-06-2014
oops sorry wrong thread. This is what happens when you don't listen to your inner voice.