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No Wonder the Terrorists Hate Us - Printable Version

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- OnBendedKnee - 03-15-2009

[Image: poopy.jpg]

- Cynical Ninja - 03-15-2009

Is that for real?

::blink::

- LuMPyPussy - 03-15-2009

I own some.

- Liquid - 03-15-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I own some.
it would not surprise me ONE BIT if you were shoving those things up your ass to make shit shapes. fucking freak.


- OnBendedKnee - 03-15-2009

Right on the shelf next to "Barbie Poo".

[Image: barbiepoo.jpg]

- Duchess - 03-15-2009

How the hell are you aware of all this stuff ?

- OnBendedKnee - 03-15-2009

That's a decent question, N'Shit.

- LuMPyPussy - 03-15-2009

Liquid Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I own some.
it would not surprise me ONE BIT if you were shoving those things up your ass to make shit shapes. fucking freak.
PM me your address, I'll mail you a couple or three.

- sally - 03-15-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Liquid Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I own some.
it would not surprise me ONE BIT if you were shoving those things up your ass to make shit shapes. fucking freak.
PM me your address, I'll mail you a couple or three.
Do you have one in the yin-yang symbol? Liquid would enjoy that.

- LuMPyPussy - 03-15-2009

That's a tricky one, I'm not sure how to get my poo that chalky white.

- SyberBitch - 03-15-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:That's a tricky one, I'm not sure how to get my poo that chalky white.
"White stool is caused by a lack of bile, which may indicate a serious underlying problem in the liver or biliary tract. Bile is a digestive fluid produced by the liver and stored in the gallbladder. Stool gets its normal brownish color from bile, which is excreted from the liver into the small intestine during the digestive process. If the liver doesn't produce bile or if bile is obstructed from leaving the liver, stool will be white."
There ya go!



- SyberBitch - 03-15-2009

http://turdtwister.com/

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- LuMPyPussy - 03-15-2009

Thank you, that's very helpful. ::thumbs::

- OnBendedKnee - 03-15-2009

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:That's a tricky one, I'm not sure how to get my poo that chalky white.
"White stool is caused by a lack of bile, which may indicate a serious underlying problem in the liver or biliary tract. Bile is a digestive fluid produced by the liver and stored in the gallbladder. Stool gets its normal brownish color from bile, which is excreted from the liver into the small intestine during the digestive process. If the liver doesn't produce bile or if bile is obstructed from leaving the liver, stool will be white."
There ya go!

Albino Bile. Sounds like an awesome soft serve tasty treat!
::thumbs::

- Duchess - 03-15-2009

Weirdos

- QueenBee - 03-15-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:That's a tricky one, I'm not sure how to get my poo that chalky white.
"White stool is caused by a lack of bile, which may indicate a serious underlying problem in the liver or biliary tract. Bile is a digestive fluid produced by the liver and stored in the gallbladder. Stool gets its normal brownish color from bile, which is excreted from the liver into the small intestine during the digestive process. If the liver doesn't produce bile or if bile is obstructed from leaving the liver, stool will be white."
There ya go!
note to self...do not read mock posts while eating ever again. ::bvomit::

- ramseycat - 03-15-2009

Duchess Wrote:Weirdos
Understatement....

- sally - 03-15-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:That's a tricky one, I'm not sure how to get my poo that chalky white.
"White stool is caused by a lack of bile, which may indicate a serious underlying problem in the liver or biliary tract. Bile is a digestive fluid produced by the liver and stored in the gallbladder. Stool gets its normal brownish color from bile, which is excreted from the liver into the small intestine during the digestive process. If the liver doesn't produce bile or if bile is obstructed from leaving the liver, stool will be white."
There ya go!
You can also turn it white by taking a shit out in the back yard and leaving it to bake in the sun for a few months.

- LuMPyPussy - 03-15-2009

So the problem would be having old, flaky poo the right color matched up with fresh, dark poo. This sounds a little beyond my poo handling ability.

- ramseycat - 03-15-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:So the problem would be having old, flaky poo the right color matched up with fresh, dark poo. This sounds a little beyond my poo handling ability.
Why do I get the feeling that you are disappointed by that?