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DANCING FAT GUY - Duchess - 03-07-2015



Long story short - fat guy is gettin' down to the beat until he notices someone filming him and laughing, at that point he appears to lower his head. Guy filming loads it to the internet where something wonderful happened. A beautiful woman tracked him down and invited him to dance with over 1700 babes. It has snowballed and now some very recognizable artists want to perform at this dance-fest. I'm a sucker for stories like this, I sure hope it's true.

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RE: DANCING FAT GUY - HairOfTheDog - 03-07-2015

I hope it's true too; cool story.

Everybody dance now, or sing, or whatever...who gives a shit what anyone else thinks.

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Clang McFly - 03-08-2015

(03-07-2015, 11:58 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Everybody dance now, or sing, or whatever...who gives a shit what anyone else thinks.

Exactly. People watching and laughing as I dance/sing just make me dance/sing even crazier.

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - HairOfTheDog - 03-08-2015

(03-08-2015, 12:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-07-2015, 11:58 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Everybody dance now, or sing, or whatever...who gives a shit what anyone else thinks.

Exactly. People watching and laughing as I dance/sing just make me dance/sing even crazier.

I was thinking about Duchess' remark upstairs about how we need a theme song for Mock and this one popped into my head.



It's impossible to play it without doing a little dance. Try it, dare ya.

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Duchess - 03-08-2015

(03-08-2015, 03:28 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Try it, dare ya.


I accepted your dare and you're right. I chair danced. I seat danced in my car this morning and I shook my ass a bit when I was making pasta salad a little while ago.

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - sally - 03-08-2015

I'll admit that's a good dancing song, but I don't dance. Ever. Dancing is stupid.

I think this song fits Mock better.




RE: DANCING FAT GUY - HairOfTheDog - 03-08-2015

That's a really good rap and it did get me moving a little -- I liked the song a lot. I could see "City 2 City" as a Mock theme.

Given all the jabbing, fucking around, and personal attacks going down between all of us clowns on this bus, how about this one?



RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Clang McFly - 03-08-2015

(03-08-2015, 04:51 PM)sally Wrote: I'll admit that's a good dancing song, but I don't dance. Ever. Dancing is stupid.

I think this song fits Mock better.



HELL YEAH!

*busts a move*

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Clang McFly - 03-08-2015

(03-08-2015, 06:14 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: That's a really good rap and it did get me moving a little -- I liked the song a lot. I could see "City 2 City" as a Mock theme.

Given all the jabbing, fucking around, and personal attacks going down between all of us clowns on this bus, how about this one?


HELL NO!

Stupid fucking assclowns.

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - HairOfTheDog - 03-09-2015

Don't be shy, Clang.

Tell us how you really feel. hah

(And toss out a contender for Mock Theme Song, if you wanna knock In Yo Face outta the running.)

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Duchess - 03-09-2015



The LA Coliseum has donated the stadium for this party. I love how this is moving along. A week ago this chunky dude didn't even have a Twitter account, today he has over 63,000 followers. The gofundme account has $30,000 plus in it to get him to LA.

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - sally - 03-09-2015

Perhaps you'd like this one better, Clang.



RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Blindgreed1 - 03-09-2015

(03-08-2015, 03:28 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-08-2015, 12:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-07-2015, 11:58 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Everybody dance now, or sing, or whatever...who gives a shit what anyone else thinks.

Exactly. People watching and laughing as I dance/sing just make me dance/sing even crazier.

I was thinking about Duchess' remark upstairs about how we need a theme song for Mock and this one popped into my head.



It's impossible to play it without doing a little dance. Try it, dare ya.
Does nothing for me.

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - HairOfTheDog - 03-09-2015

Good to know, Gunnar.

If ever we have a Mock pool party at Duchess' place, I'll give you fair warning before Timex Social Club is played.

Then, you can go underwater and hold your breath for a couple of minutes OR you could choose to stage a poolside protest! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Blindgreed1 - 03-09-2015

(03-09-2015, 01:44 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Good to know, Gunnar.

If ever we have a Mock pool party at Duchess' place, I'll give you fair warning before Timex Social Club is played.

Then, you can go underwater and hold your breath for a couple of minutes OR you could choose to stage a poolside protest! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3
Why can't we all just get along? Imagine would make a great theme for Mock.

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Clang McFly - 03-09-2015

(03-09-2015, 12:33 PM)sally Wrote: Perhaps you'd like this one better, Clang.


No. I've heard better "FUCK" songs.

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Clang McFly - 03-09-2015

(03-09-2015, 12:08 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: (And toss out a contender for Mock Theme Song, if you wanna knock In Yo Face outta the running.)



RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Duchess - 03-09-2015



Absolutely not! Dramaqueen

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Clang McFly - 03-09-2015

(03-09-2015, 03:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Absolutely not! Dramaqueen

Awww...:(

Well the kid in me had to give it a try. I'll try and find a better dance tune.

RE: DANCING FAT GUY - Duchess - 03-09-2015



It says butthole party! [Image: slap.gif]