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Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Maggot - 03-24-2015
Just in case anyone was downtrodden and needs some dough........
Golden globes
Human feces contains gold and other precious metals that could be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, experts say.
Now the trick is how to retrieve them -- a potential windfall that could also help save the planet
I need ideas as many as you you great thinkers can muster.
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Duchess - 03-24-2015
Poop
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Maggot - 03-24-2015
So disgusting that it should be illegal. Now someone will be scraping the sewer pipes.
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Duchess - 03-24-2015
Pooping gold bricks?
*face palm*
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Maggot - 03-24-2015
Now we just need a beanstock, a giant, and a golden harp.
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Duchess - 03-24-2015
I'm 5'8". Can that be classified as a giant?
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Clang McFly - 03-25-2015
(03-24-2015, 08:57 AM)Maggot Wrote: Just in case anyone was downtrodden and needs some dough........
I'm on it! I'll be starting a Poop Bank first thing tommorrow. No longer will I flush away my wealth and instead I'll collect my(and client's) brown(sometimes liquid) gold in 2 quart jars.
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Maggot - 03-25-2015
I bet you have to boil it or something.
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Duchess - 03-25-2015
*heaves*
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Maggot - 03-25-2015
Nothing like the smell of syrup boiling THAT'S fer sure.
OK, enough of this talk..........start a flower thread or something.
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Duchess - 03-25-2015
I'm going to buy a bag of wildflower seeds and plant them by my little bridge.
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Maggot - 03-25-2015
Wild flowers are weeds!
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Clang McFly - 03-25-2015
(03-25-2015, 08:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:
*heaves*
*grabs a bucket*
There might some gold in vomit as well.
RE: Thars gold in them thar hills!!! - Duchess - 03-26-2015
Crazy bastid.