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School youngster's field trip . . . . - Carsman - 04-30-2015
. . . . . .That involved High Urinals.
A group of 2nd, 3rd, and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, Churchill Downs.
To learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting bourbon industry, but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other female teacher.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted the last little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the
teacher said, "You must be in the 4th grade."
"No, ma'am," I'm not he replied, but I really really appreciated your help.
As "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race"!
RE: School youngster's field trip . . . . - Maggot - 05-01-2015
Sometimes Cars you make my morning. 
RE: School youngster's field trip . . . . - ZEROSPHERES - 05-02-2015
Thank you for that, Carsman. Just in time for the Kentucky Derby
RE: School youngster's field trip . . . . - Carsman - 05-02-2015
In the casino men's room yesterday I laughed out loud, as I'm 6 ft tall and the urinal was so high I was almost resting on the urinal lip!