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- LuMPyPussy - 03-12-2009
Woman Injured in
Accident With Sex Toy
Last Edited: Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009, 8:04 AM EDT
Created On: Wednesday, 11 Mar 2009, 7:42 AM EDT
LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Saint Mary's County woman was hospitalized after she was injured in an accident over the weekend involving a sex toy.
TheBayNet.com confirms that authorities received a call from a man who said his partner was injured after he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade and used it on her. :shock:
Rescue crews responded and found a woman severely wounded and bleeding.
The woman was transported to the Prince George's County Hospital Center.
The case remains under investigation and the condition of the woman is unknown at this time.
- ramseycat - 03-12-2009
OMG Lumpy!! Are you ok???? Oh wait, that lady had a partner. Nevermind.
- LuMPyPussy - 03-12-2009
ramseycat Wrote:OMG Lumpy!! Are you ok???? Oh wait, that lady had a partner. Nevermind.Better keep power tools away from your man child, Edith.
- Fry Guy - 03-12-2009
....and when he removed the sabre he became King of England?
(Sue me. I like happy endings.)