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Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - crash - 12-11-2015
You know, just getting with the trend..
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - crash - 12-11-2015
And use the fucking brush, you filthy animals
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - Maggot - 12-11-2015
Trouble at the gas station restroom?
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - crash - 12-11-2015
I never, ever shit in a gas station toilet.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - Duchess - 12-11-2015
I'd rather pee beside a tree than use a toilet that a zillion other people have put their butts on.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - thekid65 - 12-11-2015
Ass gasket? Hover technique? I thought the ladies were pros at that shit.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - SIXFOOTERsez - 12-11-2015
Not if you ever looked in there,, shit all over the place
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - sally - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 07:40 AM)thekid65 Wrote: Ass gasket? Hover technique? I thought the ladies were pros at that shit.
They're not, they piss all over the toilet and floor in the process.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - HairOfTheDog - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 06:23 AM)crash Wrote: I never, ever shit in a gas station toilet.
What do you do when you're on a long road trip and you get hit then?
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - Midwest Spy - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 02:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(12-11-2015, 06:23 AM)crash Wrote: I never, ever shit in a gas station toilet.
What do you do when you're on a long road trip and you get hit then?
Great memories for me.
Spent 3 months @ Soto Cano AB in Honduras in 1991.
We pissed into a long, vertical mounted plastic tube and shit in outhouses.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - HairOfTheDog - 12-11-2015
Outhouses are a slightly shittier option than gas station restrooms, to me.
I've never been to Central America, but I've seen some beautiful photos of the Honduran coast.
So, did you get to see much of the country, MS? Or, were you too busy ogling the hot babes to see much else?
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - Midwest Spy - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 03:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Outhouses are a slightly shittier option than gas station restrooms, to me.
I've never been to Central America, but I've seen some beautiful photos of the Honduran coast.
So, did you get to see much of the country, MS? Or, were you too busy ogling the hot babes to see much else?
Didn't see much unfortunately.
Soto Cano was near the Nicaraguan border and was set up to combat the Sandinistas back in the 80's.
I was in Tegucigulpa one day, and went to a town dance one night, but not much beyond that.
I also spent 9 days in Costa Rica (San Jose and Limon) in addition to my time in Panama.
The ladies really dug me. Good looking, blue eyes and spoke Spanish.
But, you had already figured that out.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - crash - 12-11-2015
(12-11-2015, 02:00 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(12-11-2015, 06:23 AM)crash Wrote: I never, ever shit in a gas station toilet.
What do you do when you're on a long road trip and you get hit then?
Get hit?
A long road trip over here means there's some open road. There's always a dunny roll in my car. Or wet wipes.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - HairOfTheDog - 12-11-2015
'Get hit' just means you have an immediate need to take a shit (I hate that phrase).
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - Maggot - 12-11-2015
or a Mcshit & flies.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - SIXFOOTERsez - 12-11-2015
I keep a roll in the truck, necessities sometimes out in the boonies.
Honduras is beautiful, spent a week on Roatan island back in about 89
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - Blindgreed1 - 12-11-2015
I've always thought "The Skidmarks" would be a good name for a band. Like a punk band. "Tommy Shithead and the Skidmarks" You could have a dirty pair of underwear on the cover of the debut album.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - ramseycat - 12-11-2015
Zack asked me today if I've ever had to shit so bad I was dying. I said you mean so bad it felt like my fingertips were on fire? No. I'm a lady. And then we laughed and laughed. The conversations only moms of boys get to enjoy.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - Duchess - 12-11-2015
Poop. PoopPoopPoop.
RE: Yo, SkidMarks in the Shizzy - aussiefriend - 12-11-2015
I thought Crash was giving a new Mock virgin a warm welcome.