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YOUNG & DRUNK - Duchess - 12-16-2015
Do you have a memory of it that stands out above the rest?
Are you a friendly drunk or 10 ft. tall & bullet proof?
Have you ever been surprised to hear of something that you said or did the night before that you can't remember?
RE: YOUNG & DRUNK - BigMark - 12-16-2015
Your mom.
RE: YOUNG & DRUNK - Midwest Spy - 12-16-2015
(12-16-2015, 09:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: Your mom.
I'm going to encourage you and say I laughed at this ^.
RE: YOUNG & DRUNK - HairOfTheDog - 12-16-2015
(12-16-2015, 10:00 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(12-16-2015, 09:09 PM)BigMark Wrote: Your mom.
I'm going to encourage you and say I laughed at this ^.
Good plan, MS. Without positive reinforcement, Biggie might stop serving up the comedy gold.
RE: YOUNG & DRUNK - Love Child - 12-17-2015
I do stupid stuff while sober.
RE: YOUNG & DRUNK - cannongal - 12-17-2015
When I was 16, I drank a 16 ounce bottle of southern comfort, and woke up in a hospital with a broken nose, but I didn't learn anything, because....
There was that time I drank a fifth of peach schnapps at a kegger and decided to relieve myself by squatting over a fire ant hill in Georgia. Did you know when you get bit over 1,000 times you end up in the hospital? I didn't learn anything from that, either, because.....
The year after that, I was up all night doing funnels at some drag race in Florida, and then got in my boyfriends dragster and ran it into a wall.
RE: YOUNG & DRUNK - Donovan - 12-17-2015
Ah shit I just posted my response in the error messages thread by mistake, which is both funny and oddly accurate. Maybe young and drunk leads to old and stupid. Who knew?
RE: YOUNG & DRUNK - Blindgreed1 - 12-17-2015
(12-16-2015, 08:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:I do things all the time that I don't remember, but it doesn't have anything to do with drugs or alcohol. If i'm woken up while i'm in a deep sleep, I appear to be awake and can carry on a conversation but have no memory of what happened the next day. I recently had a long unsolicited conversation with my daughter about the dangers of sea urchins and was apparently very concerned about her safety even though we live in Arizona.
Do you have a memory of it that stands out above the rest?
Are you a friendly drunk or 10 ft. tall & bullet proof?
Have you ever been surprised to hear of something that you said or did the night before that you can't remember?
RE: YOUNG & DRUNK - crash - 12-17-2015
Stung on the cooch by fire ants...
That's enough mock for today.
RE: YOUNG & DRUNK - BigMark - 12-17-2015
The fire ant cooch dance is something to see.