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RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - HairOfTheDog - 04-01-2016

(12-18-2015, 08:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: And I think Debbie Wasserman Shultz is a weirdo.

She bugs the crap outta me. I could never really put my finger on why she bugged me more than other politicians with similar styles. That mystery may have been solved right here today...

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Resting bitch face.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Maggot - 04-01-2016

It's the new catch all for perpetual grumpy people, now it has a name. Sure they'll tell you their not mad and all kinds of stuff, it may even become a discrimination topic at some point as far as employment goes.
Its not MY fault its my "resting bitch face" but of coarse bitch will be changed at some point. Or RBF

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - HairOfTheDog - 04-01-2016

hah Oh, I thought it was a person whose face looked bitchy when they were resting. Like Grumpy Cat.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Cutz - 04-01-2016

(04-01-2016, 05:24 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: hah Oh, I thought it was a person whose face looked bitchy when they were resting. Like Grumpy Cat.

It's a person who is so bitchy all the time, their normal face is bitch face. Like, when showing no emotion or feeling anything, your face makes you look angry because your default look is mad/mean.

Like Aubrey Plaza's character in Parks&Rec. She's a generally silly person, but when her character stares, it's total RBF...

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RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - sally - 04-02-2016

She ^^^ looks like a RBF. Debbie Wasserman Shultz looks like a resting nut case.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Donovan - 04-02-2016

I vote myself for asshole of the year. Verification can be given by any Mock poster, any real life GF current or previous, or any random family member, co-worker or internet fool who caught me on the wrong fucking day. My own brother just told me I have a degree in asshole, and that's why they call it a "bachelor's" and that fucker's on MY side. Shit, it ought to be a doctorate at this rate. Then I will make all you people call me Doctor Asshole.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Cutz - 04-02-2016

How bout we call you the Eighth Dynamic of Asshole.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - FAHQTOO - 04-02-2016

(04-02-2016, 12:42 PM)Donovan Wrote: I vote myself for asshole of the year. Verification can be given by any Mock poster, any real life GF current or previous, or any random family member, co-worker or internet fool who caught me on the wrong fucking day. My own brother just told me I have a degree in asshole, and that's why they call it a "bachelor's" and that fucker's on MY side. Shit, it ought to be a doctorate at this rate. Then I will make all you people call me Doctor Asshole.

Agree

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Donovan - 04-03-2016

(04-02-2016, 11:07 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(04-02-2016, 12:42 PM)Donovan Wrote: I vote myself for asshole of the year. Verification can be given by any Mock poster, any real life GF current or previous, or any random family member, co-worker or internet fool who caught me on the wrong fucking day. My own brother just told me I have a degree in asshole, and that's why they call it a "bachelor's" and that fucker's on MY side. Shit, it ought to be a doctorate at this rate. Then I will make all you people call me Doctor Asshole.

Agree

At least I'm self-aware. Must be terrible to go through life not knowing what a cunt you are. Forever wondering why people always make THAT face when they see you coming.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Maggot - 04-03-2016

I saw a kid at my Daughters bus stop digging for gold up his ass and thought maybe he had worms, then I thought of this thread.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - FAHQTOO - 04-03-2016

(04-03-2016, 09:19 AM)Donovan Wrote:
(04-02-2016, 11:07 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(04-02-2016, 12:42 PM)Donovan Wrote: I vote myself for asshole of the year. Verification can be given by any Mock poster, any real life GF current or previous, or any random family member, co-worker or internet fool who caught me on the wrong fucking day. My own brother just told me I have a degree in asshole, and that's why they call it a "bachelor's" and that fucker's on MY side. Shit, it ought to be a doctorate at this rate. Then I will make all you people call me Doctor Asshole.

Agree

At least I'm self-aware. Must be terrible to go through life not knowing what a cunt you are. Forever wondering why people always make THAT face when they see you coming.

I knew you couldn't handle it...asshole.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Donovan - 04-03-2016

(04-03-2016, 10:20 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(04-03-2016, 09:19 AM)Donovan Wrote:
(04-02-2016, 11:07 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(04-02-2016, 12:42 PM)Donovan Wrote: I vote myself for asshole of the year. Verification can be given by any Mock poster, any real life GF current or previous, or any random family member, co-worker or internet fool who caught me on the wrong fucking day. My own brother just told me I have a degree in asshole, and that's why they call it a "bachelor's" and that fucker's on MY side. Shit, it ought to be a doctorate at this rate. Then I will make all you people call me Doctor Asshole.

Agree

At least I'm self-aware. Must be terrible to go through life not knowing what a cunt you are. Forever wondering why people always make THAT face when they see you coming.

I knew you couldn't handle it...asshole.

lol good thing gingers don't have souls.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - FAHQTOO - 04-03-2016

You gotta love it when some hateful bastard writes a whole post about how much of an asshole he is and then gets shitty when someone agrees with everything the asshole wrote. hah

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Duchess - 04-03-2016



[Image: crying.gif] FQ2 doesn't have a soul?

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Donovan - 04-03-2016

Neener neener.

RE: PICK YOhttp://mockforums.net/index.phpUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - username - 04-04-2016

(04-02-2016, 12:42 PM)Donovan Wrote: Then I will make all you people call me Doctor Asshole.

You've certainly made a strong case for being the top candidate for picking your asshole-2015.

No coins under the couch cushion, huh?

Rather than Dr. Asshole, I think the proper term for you would be Proctologist--you know, concerned with anus's and rectums and such.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Duchess - 04-04-2016



Asshole is in the eye of the beholder.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - sally - 04-05-2016

(04-03-2016, 11:56 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You gotta love it when some hateful bastard writes a whole post about how much of an asshole he is and then gets shitty when someone agrees with everything the asshole wrote. hah

That's because he was humble bragging. He's good at that and likes to think of himself as an asshole in a good way. Which makes him an asshole in a bad way.

I'm drunk.

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - FAHQTOO - 04-05-2016

(04-05-2016, 09:58 PM)sally Wrote:
(04-03-2016, 11:56 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You gotta love it when some hateful bastard writes a whole post about how much of an asshole he is and then gets shitty when someone agrees with everything the asshole wrote. hah

That's because he was humble bragging. He's good at that and likes to think of himself as an asshole in a good way. Which makes him an asshole in a bad way.

I'm drunk.

Thanks for explaining that to me. I've been feeling bad for calling him an asshole...Sarcastic

RE: PICK YOUR ASSHOLE -- 2015 - Duchess - 04-06-2016



hah