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JEWISH WEDDING - Duchess - 03-16-2016



...and some think the Catholic religion is bizarre. We ain't got nothing on the Jews.

There are two sides, men & woman are separated by a curtain. That's how they worship too, separate.

I'm strangely enthralled by the weirdness of it all.

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RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Blindgreed1 - 03-16-2016

most religions are bizarre in some way, shape, or form.

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - sally - 03-16-2016

I'm not a big fan of the Jews or their archaic, absurd bullshit. Or any religion.

I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Midwest Spy - 03-16-2016

(03-16-2016, 05:37 PM)sally Wrote: I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.

That reminds me of the time I caddied for the Dali Lama.

He was a big hitter. He had these long flowing robes, bald, he was quite striking.

When he finished his round I said, "Hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort?

He said, "there will be no money. But on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness."

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Maggot - 03-16-2016

That makes me wanna give you total un consciousness for some reason.

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Cutz - 03-16-2016

(03-16-2016, 06:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-16-2016, 05:37 PM)sally Wrote: I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.

That reminds me of the time I caddied for the Dali Lama.

He was a big hitter. He had these long flowing robes, bald, he was quite striking.

When he finished his round I said, "Hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort?

He said, "there will be no money. But on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness."

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Your wife must have been a real knockout before they invented electricity.

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Midwest Spy - 03-17-2016

(03-16-2016, 09:35 PM)Cutz Wrote:
(03-16-2016, 06:26 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-16-2016, 05:37 PM)sally Wrote: I can tolerate the Buddhists, that's about it.

That reminds me of the time I caddied for the Dali Lama.

He was a big hitter. He had these long flowing robes, bald, he was quite striking.

When he finished his round I said, "Hey Lama, how about a little something for the effort?

He said, "there will be no money. But on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness."

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Your wife must have been a real knockout before they invented electricity.

And now I know why lions eat their young.

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Cutz - 03-17-2016

or tigers

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Maggot - 03-17-2016

All that and the bride is sitting on cheap garden outdoor chairs.

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Duchess - 03-17-2016

(03-17-2016, 05:15 AM)Maggot Wrote: cheap garden outdoor chairs.


I noticed that too. Fuckin' plastic. Yuk.

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Midwest Spy - 03-17-2016

(03-17-2016, 01:16 AM)Cutz Wrote: or tigers

oops

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Carsman - 03-17-2016

(03-17-2016, 05:32 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-17-2016, 05:15 AM)Maggot Wrote: cheap garden outdoor chairs.


I noticed that too. Fuckin' plastic. Yuk.

If you'll notice, all of them are sitting on those chairs, that's what you get when you make a such a deal, renting 10,000 chairs for $100. hah

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Maggot - 03-17-2016

The guys with the black cheese wheels on their heads look cool.

RE: JEWISH WEDDING - Blindgreed1 - 03-17-2016

(03-16-2016, 06:59 PM)Maggot Wrote: That makes me wanna give you total un consciousness for some reason.
hah