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- Middle Finger - 03-06-2009

::banana:: Trailer 3 is the new one:


http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/startrek/


- Liquid - 03-06-2009

looks fantastic. I am very happy that JJ Abrams is doing this one. His movies are usually very well done.


- Middle Finger - 03-06-2009

That trailer, and the one before it, give me some hope that this at least has a chance of being an A movie.


- The Antagonist - 03-06-2009

That looks great. LOVE the design of the starship going back a little retro to the original design!

I may have missed something in the older movies or totally forgotten information, but what did the guy mean by, "Your father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes ....."

I got the link of fisticuffs / James T. Kirk and this is his son who obviously takes after his father bit but I don't understand the 12 minutes thing unless they're saying that one mission lasted only 12 minutes? What movie was that then where Kirk died? I forget. It's been so long since I watched a Star Trek film.


- Sinister - 03-06-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:What movie was that then where Kirk died? I forget. It's been so long since I watched a Star Trek film.
I believe that one was Star Trek: Generations, Ant. I just rented the one where Kirk died a couple months ago and I think that was the one.


- MyBallsOnYourChin - 03-09-2009

star trek kinda sucks but each to their own


- Middle Finger - 03-09-2009

English-Cunt Wrote:star trek kinda sucks but each to their own

Look at this dopey mother fucker talking down Star Trek. As if. The only thing you know about stars are the little gold ones your special ed teacher would give you in junior high-school for writing your name correctly.

::finger::



- OnBendedKnee - 03-09-2009

In first grade my teacher tried to get me to switch from left handed to right.
I'd get a gold star for trying.

It never took.
I'll now shed a tear and move on from this thread. . .


- Liquid - 03-09-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
English-Cunt Wrote:star trek kinda sucks but each to their own

Look at this dopey mother fucker talking down Star Trek.[color="yellow"] As if[/color]. The only thing you know about stars are the little gold ones your special ed teacher would give you in junior high-school for writing your name correctly.

::finger::
did you just say "As if"
who the fuck are you MF? A reject from the movie Clueless.
As If?? what an asshole.



- MyBallsOnYourChin - 03-09-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:
English-Cunt Wrote:star trek kinda sucks but each to their own

Look at this dopey mother fucker talking down Star Trek. As if. The only thing you know about stars are the little gold ones your special ed teacher would give you in junior high-school for writing your name correctly.

::finger::
wow sorry king geek it's just not my thing


- Middle Finger - 03-09-2009

Liquid Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
English-Cunt Wrote:star trek kinda sucks but each to their own

Look at this dopey mother fucker talking down Star Trek.[color="yellow"] As if[/color]. The only thing you know about stars are the little gold ones your special ed teacher would give you in junior high-school for writing your name correctly.

::finger::
did you just say "As if"
who the fuck are you MF? A reject from the movie Clueless.
As If?? what an asshole.
Alicia Silverstone is a cutie. 33




- Middle Finger - 03-09-2009

English-Cunt Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
English-Cunt Wrote:star trek kinda sucks but each to their own

Look at this dopey mother fucker talking down Star Trek. As if. The only thing you know about stars are the little gold ones your special ed teacher would give you in junior high-school for writing your name correctly.

::finger::
wow sorry king geek it's just not my thing

::finger::



- OnBendedKnee - 03-09-2009

You realize she's like, 14 in that picture?


- Middle Finger - 03-09-2009

I'm going to Hell anyway, so who cares ...


- OnBendedKnee - 03-09-2009

Society?

Anyways. . .


- Middle Finger - 03-09-2009

Society cared that I thought she looked cute in that pic? That's one fucking bored society.


- sally - 03-09-2009

Liquid Wrote:did you just say "As if"

I'm afraid he did. And for the record, Star Trek sucks ass.



- OnBendedKnee - 03-09-2009

[user=93]sally[/user] wrote:
Quote:
Liquid Wrote:did you just say "As if"

I'm afraid he did.  And for the record, Star Trek sucks ass.
Please prove it. Show us exactly how.


- OnBendedKnee - 03-09-2009

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:
Quote:Society cared that I thought she looked cute in that pic? That's one fucking bored society.
you weren't just looking.

You were salivating and planning. (Duct tape. Check. Rope. Check. Burlap sack. Check...)


- LuMPyPussy - 03-09-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:In first grade my teacher tried to get me to switch from left handed to right.
I'd get a gold star for trying.

It never took.
I'll now shed a tear and move on from this thread. . .
I bet you're ambidextrous when it comes to masturbating, though. Did you learn all you know about it from your first grade teacher?