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Holy shit . . . - F.U. - 06-08-2016
. . . there's a world gang bang championship !
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Sparks
Lisa Sparxxx (born October 6, 1977) is an American pornographic film actress and director. She is a world record holder for having had sex with the most partners in a single day.
She achieved the world gangbang record with 919 men on October 16, 2004, in Warsaw, Poland, as part of the Third Annual World Gangbang Championship and Eroticon 2004.
RE: Holy shit . . . - Love Child - 06-08-2016
Pics or it didn't happen.
RE: Holy shit . . . - F.U. - 06-08-2016
I don't know if I wanna see pics, and I am into some pretty freaky stuff. lol
My Ol and I did the math. 24 hours, 919 men, 3 holes. That means 919 divided by 24 hours = 38.29 men per hour. Divided by 3 = 12.76 men per hole per hour. Per minute that's 1 guy per hole in 4.70 minutes. That's 1 Busy busy girl and 919 two pump chumps !
RE: Holy shit . . . - Donovan - 06-09-2016
How bad would it suck to be guy number 920? Standing there all day long, thinking you're gonna get some, guaranteed, and...NOOOOOOOOOOO
RE: Holy shit . . . - F.U. - 06-09-2016
(06-09-2016, 06:43 PM)Donovan Wrote: How bad would it suck to be guy number 920? Standing there all day long, thinking you're gonna get some, guaranteed, and...NOOOOOOOOOOO
RE: Holy shit . . . - HairOfTheDog - 06-09-2016
(06-09-2016, 06:43 PM)Donovan Wrote: How bad would it suck to be guy number 920? Standing there all day long, thinking you're gonna get some, guaranteed, and...NOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah, but it would suck to be that creepy desperate guy even if he succeeded in getting what he came for.
RE: Holy shit . . . - crash - 06-09-2016
(06-08-2016, 11:31 PM)F.U. Wrote: I don't know if I wanna see pics, and I am into some pretty freaky stuff. lol
My Ol and I did the math. 24 hours, 919 men, 3 holes. That means 919 divided by 24 hours = 38.29 men per hour. Divided by 3 = 12.76 men per hole per hour. Per minute that's 1 guy per hole in 4.70 minutes. That's 1 Busy busy girl and 919 two pump chumps !
You forgot the two bore and resleeves
RE: Holy shit . . . - Donovan - 06-10-2016
(06-09-2016, 08:58 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:Yeah I was gonna say the only one worse off than guy #620, would be guy #619. Bleaaaah.(06-09-2016, 06:43 PM)Donovan Wrote: How bad would it suck to be guy number 920? Standing there all day long, thinking you're gonna get some, guaranteed, and...NOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah, but it would suck to be that creepy desperate guy even if he succeeded in getting what he came for.
RE: Holy shit . . . - Blindgreed1 - 06-10-2016
My cock is too magnificent to be thrown into a cum dumpster. Pass.
RE: Holy shit . . . - HairOfTheDog - 06-10-2016
(06-09-2016, 11:28 PM)crash Wrote:(06-08-2016, 11:31 PM)F.U. Wrote: I don't know if I wanna see pics, and I am into some pretty freaky stuff. lol
My Ol and I did the math. 24 hours, 919 men, 3 holes. That means 919 divided by 24 hours = 38.29 men per hour. Divided by 3 = 12.76 men per hole per hour. Per minute that's 1 guy per hole in 4.70 minutes. That's 1 Busy busy girl and 919 two pump chumps !
You forgot the two bore and resleeves
It took more than a moment and required a Google search for me to get that.
RE: Holy shit . . . - Duchess - 06-10-2016
I'm just completely fuckin' skeeved by this.
RE: Holy shit . . . - HairOfTheDog - 06-10-2016
(06-10-2016, 12:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm just completely fuckin' skeeved by this.
Which part -- the gross gang bang competition itself, or the fixated married couple sitting around doing holey math?
RE: Holy shit . . . - Duchess - 06-10-2016
Oh man, where to begin. I'm skeeved that someone would aspire to having as many dicks as possible in a single day. I'm skeeved at the thought of letting unknown people touch me in intimate ways. I'm skeeved at knowing it must smell really bad. I'm skeeved at all that cum.
...and I feel a little sorry that a woman would have no dignity, nor value herself enough not to do something like that.
I'm looking down at all that shit from my high horse.
RE: Holy shit . . . - Donovan - 06-10-2016
I just can't believe the girl went looking for some kind of record, something to make her legacy, and decided that juggling while riding a unicycle would be too difficult.
(06-10-2016, 11:08 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: My cock is too magnificent to be thrown into a cum dumpster. Pass.
I knew it. BG loves the cock.
RE: Holy shit . . . - crash - 06-10-2016
(06-10-2016, 01:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-10-2016, 12:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm just completely fuckin' skeeved by this.
Which part -- the gross gang bang competition itself, or the fixated married couple sitting around doing holey math?
When trump voters get all academic and shit..
RE: Holy shit . . . - F.U. - 06-11-2016
(06-10-2016, 01:13 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Oh man, where to begin. I'm skeeved that someone would aspire to having as many dicks as possible in a single day. I'm skeeved at the thought of letting unknown people touch me in intimate ways. I'm skeeved at knowing it must smell really bad. I'm skeeved at all that cum.
...and I feel a little sorry that a woman would have no dignity, nor value herself enough not to do something like that.
I'm looking down at all that shit from my high horse.
You prim and proper gals make me smile. Cum, buckets and buckets of it, running out of and off of all points of her body. BOO !
RE: Holy shit . . . - F.U. - 06-11-2016
(06-10-2016, 06:12 PM)Donovan Wrote: I just can't believe the girl went looking for some kind of record, something to make her legacy, and decided that juggling while riding a unicycle would be too difficult.
She is a porn star, so I wonder if this is a step up the corporate ladder for her.
RE: Holy shit . . . - Duchess - 06-11-2016
Prim & proper. *snorts*
RE: Holy shit . . . - Donovan - 06-11-2016
(06-11-2016, 07:55 AM)F.U. Wrote:In other words, quite used to making poor life decisions. Who even tries to do porn as a career any more? The internet sucked all the money out of that career.(06-10-2016, 06:12 PM)Donovan Wrote: I just can't believe the girl went looking for some kind of record, something to make her legacy, and decided that juggling while riding a unicycle would be too difficult.
She is a porn star, so I wonder if this is a step up the corporate ladder for her.