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- Lady Cop - 03-06-2009



Woman 'bit off' partner's tongue


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Ms Davies had been to the pub with her partner to celebrate his birthday
A Tyneside woman deliberately bit off her boyfriend's tongue during a drunken birthday kiss, a court has heard.
Tracy Davies, 40, bit a third of Mark Coghill's tongue off, Newcastle Crown Court was told.
They were celebrating Mr Coghill's 45th birthday at his Newcastle bedsit in October 2008, when she grew upset because she was not pregnant.
Ms Davies of Sunderland Road, Gateshead, denies one count of causing grievous bodily harm with intent.
The court heard how they went to a supermarket on 10 October, buying two bottles of vodka and food for the evening, before going to a pub together.
They returned to Mr Coghill's home but Ms Davies grew upset because she wanted a baby but was not yet pregnant.
As Mr Coghill moved to comfort her, she asked him to kiss her, the court heard.
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[Image: start_quote_rb.gif] I will never enjoy a curry again::lmao:: - I can't distinguish between cheese and toast, and just toast [Image: end_quote_rb.gif]

Victim Mark Coghill
Julian Smith, prosecuting, said: "He did so and within a few seconds, she bit down hard on his tongue.
"Obviously this caused him pain, he pulled back, and the tongue had come clean off in her mouth.
"She had the piece of tongue in her mouth, he saw her take it from her mouth, and it fell to the floor."
Mr Coghill, a former customer service advisor, told the court he could no longer work, struggled to speak, and had lost many of his taste buds.
"I will never enjoy a curry again," he said. "I can't distinguish between certain foods, like the difference between cheese and toast, and just toast.
"I can't use my tongue for eating. Those are things you take for granted."
'You're joking'
After the attack Ms Davies called an ambulance and paramedics then alerted police.
Mr Smith added: "She told police, 'We have had a domestic. I have bitten his tongue off. Here it is'."
He added that Ms Davies was surprised when police arrested her, telling officers: "You're joking".
Mr Coghill was treated at Newcastle General Hospital, but surgeons decided against trying to re-attach the torn section because of the danger of infection.
The trial continues.


- Borndragon - 03-06-2009

They should cut one of her inner pussy lips off and create a tongue for him with it.....




Borndragon ~ then i'm sure he'd taste something.

- Fry Guy - 03-06-2009

Was it Syber's tongue? If so, how many Big Macs were stuck to it? ::dunno::


- Middle Finger - 03-06-2009

Quote:I will never enjoy a curry again::lmao:: - I can't distinguish between cheese and toast, and just toast

::lmao::


- Duchess - 03-06-2009

Holy Shit !

- ramseycat - 03-06-2009

No words.

- LuMPyPussy - 03-06-2009

I bit off the tip of my tongue (I fell and landed on my chin) when I was about 5... it was just dangling by a few tendons but they mananged to sew it back on without any loss of function, as far as I know. My poor mom, that must've been a horrifying sight.

- Jurassic - 03-06-2009

Coming from that end of the UK they should be greatful that there were no hamsters stuck to his tongue,

- SyberBitch - 03-06-2009

Poor sod. He'll miss the subtleties of fine british dining.




- Cynical Ninja - 03-07-2009

[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:Poor sod. He'll miss the subtleties of fine british dining.

Yeah right, as opposed to the fine subtleties of american dining?

- Fry Guy - 03-07-2009

That would constitute a midnight snack for Syber.

- SyberBitch - 03-07-2009

Ordinary Peephole Wrote:[user=116]SyberBitch[/user] wrote:
Quote:Poor sod. He'll miss the subtleties of fine british dining.

Yeah right, as opposed to the fine subtleties of american dining?
Holy shit!!! Talk about a 'value meal'. lmao