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LOUD SEX - Duchess - 07-28-2016
Have you ever been accused of that? I just read a story about a neighbor leaving a note on another neighbor's door asking them to tighten the screws on their bed and move the headboard away from the wall. Being verbally loud wasn't mentioned but if you're a screamer, that counts!
RE: LOUD SEX - ramseycat - 07-28-2016
Is there any other kind?
RE: LOUD SEX - SIXFOOTERsez - 07-28-2016
Umm....yea thats happened
RE: LOUD SEX - sally - 07-28-2016
I'm not a screamer or anything, that's a bit ridiculous, but sometimes if I'm being a little too loud my husband covers my mouth with his hand. I kinda like it.
RE: LOUD SEX - OnBendedKnee - 07-28-2016
Does her screaming, "Are you done yet?!" count?
RE: LOUD SEX - Carsman - 07-29-2016
(07-28-2016, 11:27 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Does her screaming, "Are you done yet?!" count?
(And we're lucky our villa is 200 feet away from our closest neighbors)
RE: LOUD SEX - Duchess - 07-29-2016
Oh my! Cars!
Good to know there is sex after retirement.
RE: LOUD SEX - Maggot - 07-29-2016
Sometimes I break into my Tarzan yell.
RE: LOUD SEX - Duchess - 07-29-2016
I would love that!
RE: LOUD SEX - Maggot - 07-29-2016
Kinda like this............
Sometimes at the same time!!!
RE: LOUD SEX - Maggot - 07-29-2016
Tarzan was a hell of a lucky guy.
RE: LOUD SEX - Carsman - 07-29-2016
(07-29-2016, 10:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Oh my! Cars!
Good to know there is sex after retirement.
Retirement just means more time to mess around!
RE: LOUD SEX - Duchess - 07-29-2016
(07-28-2016, 11:27 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Does her screaming, "Are you done yet?!" count?
That's funny as hell. I've seen you, no one does that with you. Unless you're a freak. Are you a freak in bed?
RE: LOUD SEX - sally - 07-29-2016
(07-29-2016, 05:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:(07-28-2016, 11:27 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Does her screaming, "Are you done yet?!" count?[size=medium][i]
That's funny as hell. I've seen you, no one does that with you.
Just Liz and sometimes the cats when he gives them a bath.
RE: LOUD SEX - OnBendedKnee - 07-29-2016
It's borderline scary frightening how sharp your memories are.
RE: LOUD SEX - Maggot - 07-29-2016
We don't forget nuttin around here its like wikileaks on LSD.
RE: LOUD SEX - sally - 07-29-2016
(07-29-2016, 09:13 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: It's borderline scary frightening how sharp your memories are.
I'm only 41 so I have a pretty good memory still. In your case: Liz, the cats, the Mr. Peanut monocle....
Also you really enjoy apple pie. Or was it pumpkin? Shit.
RE: LOUD SEX - OnBendedKnee - 07-29-2016
Sally, my memory doesn't go quite back that far and isn't as on point as yours., yet what I do recall of you is this:
You're pretty damn near perfect. Your home is spotless. You work hard and grind workouts to keep the old bod looking pretty damn good. Your cooking is of the Gordon Ramsey level of sophistication and tastes. For example, like grilling salmon and asparagus for dinner is one of your specialties. Sometimes you will whip up stuff like shrimp and jalapeno cheese grits or greens and ham hocks if you're feeling particularly frisky or crazy. A deep seeded lesson you learned early in life is our priorities have to be in the right place and you've proven more times than not yours definitely are. For example, one of the last places you can be seen hanging out is a PTA meeting.
RE: LOUD SEX - sally - 07-29-2016
If I had to go to court I'd bend over and flash you my tits. You sexy apple pie eating bastard.
RE: LOUD SEX - Duchess - 07-30-2016
He is a sexy bastard. All tall and stuff.